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re: Your first thought when someone tells you they're a Christian

Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:42 am to
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:42 am to
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Boredom


I've never seen anyone spell dumb count that way.


You do you though.
Posted by TreyAnastasio
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:43 am to


God, you put such a smile on my face. Never change.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:44 am to
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I wish you luck in that adventure He's dark.


Is he tryna be darker than me?

Oh wait, you said he's African. He's probably "purple" black

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Oh I totally agree. You're preaching to the choir. The hardest part was explaining to my friend's 5 yr old son why he doesn't come around and play with him anymore. Voldemort was the kid's hero, he loved him.


Oh now you see there, you shouldn't have told me that. Now I'm mad all over again. That's fricked up. You don't shite on a kid's world like that. Only a miserable frick lets the little man down like that. frick him all over again.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:46 am to
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I want video


I'd hate to document another instance of black on black violence, but dammit, I'd make an exception for this. This would need to be chronicled for posterity.

frick with Nite, get Tbirded.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:47 am to
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get Tbirded


Posted by AUnite
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:49 am to
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Is he tryna be darker than me?

Oh wait, you said he's African. He's probably "purple" black


Let me put it to you this way, if he's in a pitch black room you can't see him unless he smiles or opens his eyes.

WTF is "purple" black?

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Oh now you see there, you shouldn't have told me that. Now I'm mad all over again. That's fricked up. You don't shite on a kid's world like that. Only a miserable frick lets the little man down like that. frick him all over again.

Yeah. The kid still asks about him. We just keep telling him that Voldemort moved. It's the truth, but a helluva lot nice than the real truth.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:50 am to
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get Tbirded.



Print the shirts
Posted by AUnite
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:50 am to
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frick with Nite, get Tbirded.

Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:52 am to
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WTF is "purple" black?



Daaaarrrrkkkk
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:59 am to
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Let me put it to you this way, if he's in a pitch black room you can't see him unless he smiles or opens his eyes.


No, see, that's ME

If he's darker than me, he's so dark he's got a bluish/purple hue when the light hits 'im just right You think I'm playing, but I swear I've met Africans like that.

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Yeah. The kid still asks about him. We just keep telling him that Voldemort moved. It's the truth, but a helluva lot nice than the real truth.


Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:01 pm to
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get Tbirded.

I'm emailing that to UGA to see if it's a violation of sex positions.
Posted by AUnite
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:02 pm to

I never noticed if he shimmered blue or purple in just the right light. I just know that during the summer he was the only person who I didn't look like an ommpa loompa next to, cause he was always darker than my arse.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:04 pm to
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I never noticed if he shimmered blue or purple in just the right light


It's like the black version of Edward from Twilight

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I just know that during the summer he was the only person who I didn't look like an ommpa loompa next to, cause he was always darker than my arse


Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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134026 posts
Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:04 pm to
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I'm emailing that to UGA to see if it's a violation of sex positions


Breathlessly awaits reply
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:05 pm to
Richt has lost control of TBird.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:08 pm to
No one is safe. It's all falling apart
Posted by AUnite
The Tragic City
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:10 pm to
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It's like the black version of Edward from Twilight

I love that you know that Edward in Twilight shimmers in the light.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:12 pm to
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I love that you know that Edward in Twilight shimmers in the light.



I have a girly wife and four sisters Female-centric phenomena do not escape my purview, no ma'am
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