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Posted on 7/15/13 at 9:39 am to LSUaFOOL
Ya mama so big she plays hopscotch like this
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 10:22 am to sms151t
Thanks for this thread.
i needed some laughs! lol
i needed some laughs! lol
Posted on 7/15/13 at 10:59 am to paladine36
Yo mamma so fat, when she sits around tha house, she sits aroooooouuuuuuunnnddd tha house. You know what I"m sayin? hey oooooooooo!!!!!
Posted on 7/15/13 at 11:29 am to Tds & Beer
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Yo mamma so fat, when she sits around tha house, she sits aroooooouuuuuuunnnddd tha house. You know what I"m sayin? hey oooooooooo!!!!!
Did you get this from a Weird Al song?
Yo mamma so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people call, "TAXI, TAXI!"
Yo mamma so fat she has to wear large clothes.
Yo mamma so fat her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat less junk food.
Posted on 7/15/13 at 12:09 pm to TotalRebel
Yo mamma so fat she jumped up and got stuck!
Yo mamma so fat her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mamma's lips are so big she has to apply lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo mamma so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper. Oldie.
Yo mamma so fat she got more rolls than a bakery.
she so fat she got three cracks.
she got so many chins it looks like an escavator to her mouth.
roll her in flour to find the wet spot...
Yo mamma so fat her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mamma's lips are so big she has to apply lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo mamma so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper. Oldie.
Yo mamma so fat she got more rolls than a bakery.
she so fat she got three cracks.
she got so many chins it looks like an escavator to her mouth.
roll her in flour to find the wet spot...
Posted on 7/15/13 at 12:26 pm to sms151t
Your mommas so fat that I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch!!
Posted on 7/15/13 at 12:39 pm to bdelarosa7
Yo mamma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Posted on 7/15/13 at 8:46 pm to GooseSix
Yo momma so fat when she wears her malcolm x jacket, helicopters keep trying to land on her back
Posted on 7/15/13 at 10:01 pm to sms151t
Yo momma so ugly and dumb, she considered f*cking me!!!
I am clear winner.
I am clear winner.
Posted on 7/16/13 at 7:53 am to sms151t
Your Mama is so ugly,when she walks by the bathroom the toilets flush. 
Posted on 7/16/13 at 8:02 am to tidalmouse
Yo mama is so fat when I crawled on top of her to make love my ears popped !!
Posted on 7/16/13 at 2:33 pm to austintider
Yo mama so fat, when you want to have sex with her you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
Posted on 7/16/13 at 8:06 pm to sms151t
Yo Mama so stupid she thought sherlock holmes was a housing project.
Yo Mama so hairy bigfoot is taking pictures of HER.
Yo Mama so hairy bigfoot is taking pictures of HER.
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