re: Why the south is better than the north? Lets hear it.

the South rules, here's why:

it's because the south is better. we throw a better party than you, we are more polite than you, we have hotter chicks than you, our food is better than yours, we win hard on the reg and you don't, we have respect for the finer things, we are smarter than you, believe it or not, we're actually much more cultured than you.

news flash flat brimmed camden ****, we've been on tour. we just did it off of our parents money when we were attending college on our parents' dime. now we're all rich, important and play golf and go to the beach with our hot fricking trophey wife while you people tour really nice places like philly, baltimore and camden. sorry ****, that was soooo 1999 for us. but keep making yourself feel better by telling us we're a bunch of frat spoiled losers. in all reality, you're the loser, you're still on phish t00r. luuulllzzzzzzzzz

i'll think about you on the 18th green over looking the ocean before i go and drink a fricking $15 girly drink and lick my fake titted wives a-hole. enjoy that nitrous hit t00r rat.

that's why the alpharetta run dominated - even the 4 yankees on stage knew they were playing for a group of winners, unlike most nights when they're playing for a bunch of washed up has been's.

our energy is better, our wh0ars are hotter and we win on the reg. can't wait for the next run, which will probably next year around the same time. have fun at deer creek for the 30th time