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Posted on 4/13/15 at 10:02 am to Wildawg
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Thank you for the advice I am working on that.
Go to the bars. You're 22.
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i am looking for Jefferson Dawg need to contact him.
Guys on the internet won't get you laid. Use tinder if you're more comfortable typing than face to face. Don't say weird things and you can lose your virginity. It's way easier than you'd think. If you get an adult job you can even find classy girls on Hinge, but for now stick to Tinder.
Posted on 4/13/15 at 10:07 am to Wildawg
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No I'm running for GSB adnin he is my campain manger.
What the hell does that have to do with anything and why does that matter? Everytime you think about becoming an admin, drop to the floor and do ten pushups. A bigger chest and arms will actually help you get laid.
Posted on 4/13/15 at 10:09 am to DMagic
This is the correct answer.
Posted on 4/13/15 at 10:09 am to Wildawg
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Ok I promise to get laid once I do I will post it on here.
That's weird. I don't want to know that.
Posted on 4/13/15 at 10:19 am to TeLeFaWx
Another consideration is that a prophecy in Isaiah says that Jesus would be nothing special in the looks department, yet he's usually portrayed as at least moderately handsome.
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...he had no form or majesty that we should look at him, and no beauty that we should desire him.
He was despised and rejected by men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief; and as one from whom men hide their faces he was despised, and we esteemed him not.
Surely he has borne our griefs and carried our sorrows; yet we esteemed him stricken, smitten by God, and afflicted.
But he was pierced for our transgressions; he was crushed for our iniquities; upon him was the chastisement that brought us peace, and with his wounds we are healed. (Isaiah 53:2-5 ESV)
This post was edited on 4/13/15 at 10:24 am
Posted on 4/13/15 at 10:22 am to Wildawg
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Just joking man.
You have a lot to learn. Have you downloaded Tinder yet?
Posted on 4/13/15 at 11:22 am to Roger Klarvin
Probably because they didn't have barbers and straight razors back then so grooming their hair was the LEAST of their worries
Posted on 4/13/15 at 12:25 pm to Evolved Simian
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Jesus was the original hippie
Well all carpenters do smoke pot.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 11:00 am to Roger Klarvin
quote:The roots of this depiction goes back about 1600 or 1700 years. Someone started depicting him that way and it just kind of stuck. He was probably first depicted that way because priest couldn't shave their heads or beards. However, they also could have hair as long as how he is depicted. He clearly had a beard because the Bible talks of it being pulled out by the guards. If he had a beard, it is almost certain he had a good bit of hair. It is true, in the vast majority of tribes of Israel men did not have long hair.
Why is Jesus always depicted with long flowing hair?
This post was edited on 4/14/15 at 11:01 am
Posted on 4/14/15 at 11:13 am to pvilleguru
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You ask this instead of why he's always being depicted as white?
People in that region were white.
And he's depicted with long hair because the whole story is a fabrication set up by the Illuminati to protect their Magmatic interests.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 6:37 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Sampson was a Nazarite. John the Baptist was also of the Nazarene sect. They did not shave or cut their hair.
Jesus was from the town of Nazareth. He may or may not have long hair, but he did have a beard of unknown length.
Jesus was from the town of Nazareth. He may or may not have long hair, but he did have a beard of unknown length.
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