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re: What's up with having all these crazy realistic nightmares?
Posted on 7/2/14 at 10:08 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
Posted on 7/2/14 at 10:08 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
The other day I had a dream I was making out with this hot blonde chick then I opened my eyes while we were making out and realized I was making out with Bert.
Bad dreams...
Bad dreams...
Posted on 7/2/14 at 10:10 pm to JustinBieberFan
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The other day I had a dream I was making out with this hot blonde chick then I opened my eyes while we were making out and realized I was making out with Bert.
Bad dreams...
I think you'd be an alright poster if you were actually funny.
But you're not.
Not even a little.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 10:14 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
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Maybe it's just a thing?
It may be and it possibly is just a stage of adjustment in your life. The nightmares will probably go away on their own.
However, I've always felt that when a person is having nightmares consistently for a lengthy period, he has something in his life that needs to be confronted and put into perspective. Nightmares are not normal. They can be debilitating and should be looked at as symptoms of a problem.
Now, having made that dark comment, it's important to say that the problem causing the nightmares isn't necessarily as ominous as you might think. Someone asked when you ate. It could be as simple as eating food too close to bedtime, for example.
Nightmares can be caused by both mental and physical disturbances to the rhythm of life we need for good sleep. While they're common, they're not good for you and should be seen as a reason to examine your life's patterns.
The opposite of nightmares are those dreams that make us look forward to going to sleep. My personal favorite is flying. After a night about dreaming of flying, I have an incredibly positive attitude that little can disrupt in my waking hours.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 10:21 pm to Kentucker
Honestly, I'm a pretty big fan of my nightmares. The shot of adrenaline's pretty nice.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 10:21 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
It's because you're a terrible shithead and your brain is trying to kill itself in the most violent way while you aren't paying attention.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 10:23 pm to Slippery Slope
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It's because you're a terrible shithead and your brain is trying to kill itself in the most violent way while you aren't paying attention.
Like Big MT?
Posted on 7/2/14 at 10:24 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Then they're not nightmares.
You have a special way of self-entertaining. Probably why you're such a creative person.
You have a special way of self-entertaining. Probably why you're such a creative person.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 10:27 pm to Kentucker
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Nightmares are not normal.
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While they're common
Wow, it's like you're trolling yourself.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 10:28 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
I figure this is where we relate bad dreams.
I had Mormons in my driveway one day last week. That night, I dreamed I was walking across the land and every few feet were tiny snakes. Tiny brightly colored, venemous snakes, everywhere. Interpretation plz.
I had Mormons in my driveway one day last week. That night, I dreamed I was walking across the land and every few feet were tiny snakes. Tiny brightly colored, venemous snakes, everywhere. Interpretation plz.
This post was edited on 7/2/14 at 10:29 pm
Posted on 7/2/14 at 10:29 pm to Kentucker
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You have a special way of self-entertaining. Probably why you're such a creative person
Ah don't butter me up -- although I do feel as though it's allowed me to better understand fear in general.
I also think Bama fellow needs to write down some of his nightmares, because I do think psychology weighs heavily.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 10:30 pm to PrivatePublic
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Nightmares are not normal.
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While they're common
Wow, it's like you're trolling yourself.
Nightmares aren't supposed to be frequent.
A lot of people have them.
Don't be a bitch, eh?
Posted on 7/2/14 at 10:31 pm to wmr
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I figure this is where we relate bad dreams.
I had Mormons in my driveway one day last week. That night, I dreamed I was walking across the land and every few feet were tiny snakes. Tiny brightly colored, venemous snakes, everywhere. Interpretation plz.
Copious amounts of buttsex.
And a spellchecker.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 10:37 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
two things will make me have bad dreams
1. dehydration
2. watching something disturbing on internet/tv
dehydration is the worst though - by far
1. dehydration
2. watching something disturbing on internet/tv
dehydration is the worst though - by far
Posted on 7/2/14 at 10:46 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Copious amounts of buttsex.
And a spellchecker.
Is this funny?
Posted on 7/2/14 at 10:51 pm to JustinBieberFan
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Is this funny?
Man, that comment really got to you, didn't it?
Posted on 7/2/14 at 10:56 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
It was a yes or no question that's all
Posted on 7/2/14 at 11:13 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
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I remember the most was some woman knocking on my door. I answered and suddenly her face got all distorted and it went to like a video game type thing. She had a background behind her and she said something like "choose your fate" and four options came up Pokemon style. I don't know what they were, because I woke up at that point.
Alright bro, this is what my friend came up with.
"Someone knocking on your door is indicative of you having some weird fetish for people eating things out of your a-hole. Think caviar, crunch n munch...shite like that. Face distortion is further proof of the a-hole fetish thing while also leading into you hating women and routinely wanting to punch them in the face. The Pokemon thing is interesting because it hearkens back to your childhood...perhaps you feel trapped in your adult life? Also, All four options most likely said 'roll tide' which made your subconscious happy"
Idk man, my friend is a shaman for a local tribe. Seems like you're fricked and should seek Buddha.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 11:17 pm to Robert Goulet
Your friend sounds like a treat.
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