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re: What's the worst tick you've gotten?

Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:23 pm to
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:23 pm to


Posted by UMTigerRebel
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:24 pm to
I've never had one that I can remember. We camp frequently, so I've been lucky.
Posted by pvilleguru
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:25 pm to
Really haven't been in the woods since I was a kid in the Boy Scouts (and that one summer I worked on a survey crew).
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:26 pm to
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You two need to frick.


Not even with RebelGator's shriveled little dick
Posted by Weagle25
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:27 pm to
I take my dog for walks in the woods all the time. Very rarely find one on me. Every once in a while I have to pull one off the dog.
This post was edited on 3/24/14 at 9:30 pm
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:36 pm to
Excuse me, assfunnel?
Posted by CatFan81
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:37 pm to
I don't like Tennessee meth heads. Sorry.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:38 pm to
Stay out of this needle dick
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:38 pm to
The good kind

Also did anybody ever see that episode of House where the girl was sick cause of a tick on inside of vag?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:39 pm to
I'm from Florida and I don't like NOVA cock juggling thunder counts. Sorry
Posted by MIZ_COU
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:40 pm to
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Name call, pull hair, throat choke, slap, throw across the bed kinda frick.
You mean there is another kind?

And I guess you guys are lucky you don't live in Mo or Arkansas. Can't get in the car without getting one
This post was edited on 3/24/14 at 9:43 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:43 pm to
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You mean there is another kind?


Well there's the Sleeping Tiger position, which is man on bottom, woman in magazine.
Posted by CatFan81
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:43 pm to
Good, cuz I wouldn't have relations with you with Gator Princesses vag.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:45 pm to
bullshite, you are just mad because I won't let you touch the Vols and Shaft.
Posted by CatFan81
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:49 pm to
The thought makes me want to throw up in my mouth.

My bf has muscles and he's kind of pretty. I imagine you being a slightly obese, heavily freckled dude with crooked teeth and bad body odor.
Posted by MIZ_COU
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:51 pm to
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My bf has muscles and he's kind of pretty.
Tranny kind of pretty? Paint me a picture with your words.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:53 pm to
Nobody gives a shite about your questionably hetero bf, nobody gives a shite about your thoughts, Nobody gives a shite about anything you think about, anything.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:54 pm to
I went running in the woods once and got 3 ticks in one spot right on my waistline. This is a terrible place to get a tick because your underwear and pants are always touching your waist so the bites always itch.
Posted by PepaSpray
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:54 pm to
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Name call, pull hair, throat choke, slap, throw across the bed kinda frick.


wait, there is more than one kind?
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:55 pm to
My dick is adequate.

You seem to have started on that Tour de Analwine early.
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