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re: What's the most embarrassing place you've puked? (Drunks now welcome)
Posted on 1/24/13 at 5:31 pm to JDM1992
Posted on 1/24/13 at 5:31 pm to JDM1992
This wasn't really an embarrassing place, just embarrassing circumstances. I was 15, my sister's boyfriend and I were mixing a bunch of different drug combinations together just trying to get fricked up.
One day we ate a bunch of Dramamine, like an assload, but to avoid the drowsiness we split a box of Dayquil. I proceeded to eat a whole bag of Doritos 3D and start playing Snood.
A little while later, my sister started driving us around and it didn't take long to vomit all over the backseat, including on her brand new Birkenstock clogs (children of the 90s know how big of a deal these were.)
She was fricking livid, and there were still whole Doritos 3Ds in the puke. That made here puke, then her boyfriend started up, so here we are at this gas station, 3 people just standing around puking violently all over the place. Pretty funny now that I look back on it.
One day we ate a bunch of Dramamine, like an assload, but to avoid the drowsiness we split a box of Dayquil. I proceeded to eat a whole bag of Doritos 3D and start playing Snood.
A little while later, my sister started driving us around and it didn't take long to vomit all over the backseat, including on her brand new Birkenstock clogs (children of the 90s know how big of a deal these were.)
She was fricking livid, and there were still whole Doritos 3Ds in the puke. That made here puke, then her boyfriend started up, so here we are at this gas station, 3 people just standing around puking violently all over the place. Pretty funny now that I look back on it.
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 5:34 pm to Stonehog
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Doritos 3D and start playing Snood
Those were the days...
Posted on 1/24/13 at 6:53 pm to JDM1992
Drunk- On Harden street on my way back to 5 points.
Nondrunk- in the bus on a class trip. fricking everyone was there
Nondrunk- in the bus on a class trip. fricking everyone was there
Posted on 1/24/13 at 7:03 pm to JDM1992
non-drunk: the time I ate that black and white cookie waiting at the bakery
drunk: I am in NYC with some people for work. We have a night out at Yankee Stadium. I remember nothing except barfing all up in that subway car. It was rather foul and supposedly I was almost killed by a thug cause some Yankee Dog hit his Jordans. I remember nothing. Jagger shots started at like 4pm
drunk: I am in NYC with some people for work. We have a night out at Yankee Stadium. I remember nothing except barfing all up in that subway car. It was rather foul and supposedly I was almost killed by a thug cause some Yankee Dog hit his Jordans. I remember nothing. Jagger shots started at like 4pm
Posted on 1/24/13 at 7:04 pm to JDM1992
non-drunk: the time I ate that black and white cookie waiting at the bakery
drunk: I am in NYC with some people for work. We have a night out at Yankee Stadium. I remember nothing except barfing all up in that subway car. It was rather foul and supposedly I was almost killed by a thug cause some Yankee Dog hit his Jordans. I remember nothing. Jagger shots started at like 4pm
drunk: I am in NYC with some people for work. We have a night out at Yankee Stadium. I remember nothing except barfing all up in that subway car. It was rather foul and supposedly I was almost killed by a thug cause some Yankee Dog hit his Jordans. I remember nothing. Jagger shots started at like 4pm
Posted on 1/24/13 at 8:12 pm to JDM1992
The Keg Lafayette, LA on the bar
Posted on 1/24/13 at 8:30 pm to Cockopotamus
Drunk: During a Spanish final my Sophomore year at USCe. The entire room had to be evacuated. The class of ~30 finished the exam in the hallway. Still made an A on the exam and in the class though.
Non-Drunk: In a work meeting with sponsors while on chemo. I cleaned up and continued my presentation.
Non-Drunk: In a work meeting with sponsors while on chemo. I cleaned up and continued my presentation.
Posted on 1/24/13 at 10:54 pm to Stonehog
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One day we ate a bunch of Dramamine
ah childhood. Those were the good days.
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She was fricking livid, and there were still whole Doritos 3Ds in the puke. That made here puke, then her boyfriend started up, so here we are at this gas station, 3 people just standing around puking violently all over the place. Pretty funny now that I look back on it.
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:00 pm to JDM1992
I had just had sex with this frat boy i was dating in college... Poor dude picked me up from the bars bc I was too trashed to drive and took me to his house. After we did it, I just sat up and puked on both of us. He took me to the tub, cleaned me, dressed me, cleaned the sheets and put me back in bed... 
poor guy,
poor guy,
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:17 pm to oklahogjr
I was at a party in HS once at a girls house I vaguely knew. After getting tanked I raided her pantry and ate an entire box of wheat thins. It didn't sit well. I tried to make it to the bathroom but there was a line, so I dipped into what I assume was her parents bedroom.
I lied down on the floor to try to suppress the need. Didn't work. I lifted up the skirt on the bed, stuck my head under, and up came the wheat thins.
The good thing was that the texture of the vomit could have passed for dog shite. Not that anyone saw me, but the dog probably got blamed when the vomit was finally discovered
Probably the most screwed up thing I've ever done
I lied down on the floor to try to suppress the need. Didn't work. I lifted up the skirt on the bed, stuck my head under, and up came the wheat thins.
The good thing was that the texture of the vomit could have passed for dog shite. Not that anyone saw me, but the dog probably got blamed when the vomit was finally discovered
Probably the most screwed up thing I've ever done
Posted on 1/25/13 at 1:14 am to JDM1992
In a urinal at JR's Lightbulb Club.
Posted on 1/25/13 at 1:57 am to JDM1992
All over my best friend's dad's bathroom at a welcome back party at the end of my freshman year at A&M. I mean it was fricking EVERYWHERE
Posted on 1/25/13 at 8:29 am to gnirwin11
Wasn't really embarrassing as much as just being an a-hole, but I mananaged to hold it in long enough to get out of my dorm room, run down a flight of steps and let loose all over the floor right in front of my RA's room.
ETA: Yes, it was on purpose.
ETA: Yes, it was on purpose.
This post was edited on 1/25/13 at 8:30 am
Posted on 1/25/13 at 11:31 am to JDM1992
In a bar in Alcalá de Henares, España.
Took a shot of Whiskey at the bar(already shite-canned), puked all over some Spaniard's feet. The Spaniards were all horrified at my boorish behavior.
I just walked away, man. Walked away.
Took a shot of Whiskey at the bar(already shite-canned), puked all over some Spaniard's feet. The Spaniards were all horrified at my boorish behavior.
I just walked away, man. Walked away.
Posted on 1/25/13 at 12:17 pm to SpicyStacy
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He took me to the tub, cleaned me, dressed me, cleaned the sheets and put me back in bed
I would've took a dump on you after you passed out..
JK I'm tame nowdays..
Posted on 1/25/13 at 1:04 pm to SpicyStacy
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He took me to the tub, cleaned me, dressed me, cleaned the sheets and put me back in bed...
I've had to do that more than once back in my drinking days
sad thing is a couple women had to do the same thing to me
Posted on 1/25/13 at 1:10 pm to JDM1992
In a OM bar after taking some shot with some rushees.
I thought there was a trashcan behind me but to my surprise when I turned around it was not there. Instead I threw up all over this girls arse wearing white pants.
God that was AWFUL
I thought there was a trashcan behind me but to my surprise when I turned around it was not there. Instead I threw up all over this girls arse wearing white pants.
God that was AWFUL
Posted on 1/26/13 at 12:29 am to JDM1992
I PAINTED the Krispy Kreme parking lot in Macon one time when I was 18 or 19. Had gone down to Macon after a night of heavy drinking and felt awful all day, finally got up the nerve to eat something and my gut rejected the hell out of it. It was about 6 in the evening and we stopped in there to grab a doughnut and as I ate mine I knew hell was about to break loose. Told my friend I was gonna head outside, made it out the door and around the side of the building where I puked up about two Fincher's barbeque sandwiches and Brunswick stew. What made it bad was the Krispy Kreme is on a busy road and traffic was lined up about 15 yards from me as I'm puking up my toenails. I finally made it to the bathroom on the side of the building where I proceeded to puke some more.
Once I cleaned up my boots we proceeded to quickly head on out, I always felt bad for the person that found that mess but God knows that line of traffic got one hell of a spectacle.
Once I cleaned up my boots we proceeded to quickly head on out, I always felt bad for the person that found that mess but God knows that line of traffic got one hell of a spectacle.
Posted on 1/26/13 at 8:41 am to Timber Dawg
When I was a freshman in college I was macking on some girl after the bars closed. Some random guy picked us up and I quickly realized the girl was going home with him not me. As we got near my dorm I bent over and yacked all over the floor in his truck. Nobody noticed. I got out at my dorm and acted like nothing happened. I can only imagine the reaction when my vomit was discovered.
Another time, I went to a sorority event as a blind date for some poor girl as favor for my buddy. It was the worst sorority on campus and the event was terrible. I proceeded to drink an entire fifth of beam that I snuck into the event. The bus ride home got me nauseous so again, I bent over and yacked on the floor. The girl didn't notice. Shortly after she grabbed me and started making out. Meanwhile my buddy is behind on the bus seeing us suck face. The next day he breaks the news to me that I was that girl's first kiss. Yikes. If she only knew.
Another time, I went to a sorority event as a blind date for some poor girl as favor for my buddy. It was the worst sorority on campus and the event was terrible. I proceeded to drink an entire fifth of beam that I snuck into the event. The bus ride home got me nauseous so again, I bent over and yacked on the floor. The girl didn't notice. Shortly after she grabbed me and started making out. Meanwhile my buddy is behind on the bus seeing us suck face. The next day he breaks the news to me that I was that girl's first kiss. Yikes. If she only knew.
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