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re: What's the most embarrassing place you've puked? (Drunks now welcome)
Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:21 pm to Doldil
Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:21 pm to Doldil
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on top of a dog house, dressed as scooby doo, while making out with a chick
damnit, I hate being on the bottom of a page, nobody ever reads that shite.
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:21 pm to JDM1992
I got piss drunk on Broadway in Nashville about a month ago. Woke up the next morning and had to haul arse to the bathroom and projectile vomited. 50% in the toilet, 50% in the bathtub.
My roommate and his SO were cleaning the apartment and my SO was in bed still
eta the place wasn't embarrassing, but the situation was. They had only been dating a month or so.
My roommate and his SO were cleaning the apartment and my SO was in bed still
eta the place wasn't embarrassing, but the situation was. They had only been dating a month or so.
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:21 pm to Doldil
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:22 pm to JDM1992
I have a somewhat funny puke-related story from the last time I was sick (2nd or 3rd grade)..
My mom had just gotten breast implants, and could not drive. She was at home. I was at school, and I got super, super sick. I was sent to the office and they put me in this dark room on a little bed and I just laid there wanting to die.. I eventually threw up into a trash can by the bed.
Two office ladies from outside came into the doorway, and I said "I just threw up.." and one said "I know sweetie, we just called your mom, she's on her way." Then I said "No! She can't come, she can't drive. She just got her boobs inflated!" The ladies literally died laughing and I had no idea why. I was so embarrassed dude. I bet they still tell people that story.
My mom had just gotten breast implants, and could not drive. She was at home. I was at school, and I got super, super sick. I was sent to the office and they put me in this dark room on a little bed and I just laid there wanting to die.. I eventually threw up into a trash can by the bed.
Two office ladies from outside came into the doorway, and I said "I just threw up.." and one said "I know sweetie, we just called your mom, she's on her way." Then I said "No! She can't come, she can't drive. She just got her boobs inflated!" The ladies literally died laughing and I had no idea why. I was so embarrassed dude. I bet they still tell people that story.
Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:23 pm to cas4t
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:23 pm to JDM1992
Not embarrassing, but I threw up over a buddy of mines balcony one time and the concrete below is still stained to this day.
Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:23 pm to JDM1992
I'm allergic to milk so....lots of embarrassing places.
Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:24 pm to PirateJunk
was at a party in an apartment one time and got sick and threw up over the railing and covered the apartment below's dish with my puke. Dude was probably in the middle of watching tv and lost signal and was all 
Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:25 pm to JDM1992
When I was a teenager, drunk as shite. On a police officers shoe. Fortunately, I knew him. Kind of.
This was after also getting sick in my friends house and crawling around in the snow.
Mad Dog is evil shite.
This was after also getting sick in my friends house and crawling around in the snow.
Mad Dog is evil shite.
Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:25 pm to JDM1992
on the Tilt a Whirl at a county fair about 30 years ago, so called friends wouldn't stop spinning that darn wheel. Then the stinking Carny made me go back on the ride and clean it up. Memories......... 
Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:26 pm to Old Sarge
I puked on the Spider spinning thing once. It was EVERYWHERE and I was screaming for them to stop in between hurls.
Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:27 pm to Old Sarge
haha, my brothers and I went to a state fair in Illinois one time and we rode a ride called the gravatron like 5 times back to back. Then we went and got on the swings and my older brother threw up as soon as the ride stopped. The guy taking tickets saw it happen and laughed at him for being such a pussy he threw up on the swings, it was great
Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:29 pm to Doldil
toss your cookies from a boat and you get to watch the fish gobble it up 
Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:31 pm to JDM1992
Have I got a story for you!
Okay so down at the beach back in 06 I want to say. First night down there my buddies and I meet a group of girls. A tall blonde one, mid-height brunette with some enormous chesticles, and a short not very attractive one. Well we start drinking and I get completely wasted. We go down to the beach with them and meet up with some other girls from the condo next door. Well there's like a bench or something on the beach and I'm sitting there with my arm around the blonde one. (Btw she's a good 4" taller than me.) Well my buddies look at me and ask if I'll go pull some bong hits. I'm feeling pretty shitty and the last thing I want is a bong hit, so I'm like here in a minute. Of course time passes and I'm still not feeling it, in fact I'm about yak. So while no one is looking I start walking about to the room, and on the way, I just start blowing chunks. Still keeping my composure, but everything is coming out. One of my buddies sees me and follows. We get to the room and he's gets me to pull him a hit. I do and he leaves and I pass the frick out on the couch. About, a hour and a half later, I'm woken up by the same buddy coming and the big boobed brunette jumping on me. Next thing I know I've got her in the master bedroom and my buddy has the unattractive one in the other room. I turned a cock block into a interception. Didn't go to sleep until 7 am. 
Okay so down at the beach back in 06 I want to say. First night down there my buddies and I meet a group of girls. A tall blonde one, mid-height brunette with some enormous chesticles, and a short not very attractive one. Well we start drinking and I get completely wasted. We go down to the beach with them and meet up with some other girls from the condo next door. Well there's like a bench or something on the beach and I'm sitting there with my arm around the blonde one. (Btw she's a good 4" taller than me.
) Well my buddies look at me and ask if I'll go pull some bong hits. I'm feeling pretty shitty and the last thing I want is a bong hit, so I'm like here in a minute. Of course time passes and I'm still not feeling it, in fact I'm about yak. So while no one is looking I start walking about to the room, and on the way, I just start blowing chunks. Still keeping my composure, but everything is coming out. One of my buddies sees me and follows. We get to the room and he's gets me to pull him a hit. I do and he leaves and I pass the frick out on the couch. About, a hour and a half later, I'm woken up by the same buddy coming and the big boobed brunette jumping on me. Next thing I know I've got her in the master bedroom and my buddy has the unattractive one in the other room. I turned a cock block into a interception. Didn't go to sleep until 7 am. 
Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:32 pm to JDM1992
In a truck with like eight people in it. Got it out the window, but it was still embarrassing. Was the first night I first met Evan green label.
Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:33 pm to 15sammy34
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Evan
That's just wrong all together.
Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:35 pm to 15sammy34
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In a truck with like eight people in it.
Are you Mexican?
Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:37 pm to JDM1992
In the gold club VIP with a stripper giving me a lap dance (ie sitting on me grinding). Projectile style.
Yeah, I had too much to drink before I even got the club...
Then my buddy, who had just hit big at da boat, started buying shots. By the time we made it VIP; well lets just say that the puking is about all I can remember from that night.
Yeah, I had too much to drink before I even got the club...
Then my buddy, who had just hit big at da boat, started buying shots. By the time we made it VIP; well lets just say that the puking is about all I can remember from that night.
Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:43 pm to WNCTiger
When we were young, we picked up some girls at a dance, my buddy opened the door for his girl, she got in, then he shut the door and immediately tossed his guts up as he walked back around to the other side of the car. As soon as he got in the car the girl (who was quite frisky) grabbed him and started making out with him, no mint, no gum......how she didn't notice she was tonguing bits and pieces of what he had for dinner I have no idea, but the girl in the front seat and I had a hard time not cracking up
Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:44 pm to JDM1992
Never really been embarrassed by it, but I did puke out an entire bottle of Wild Irish Rose w/Ginseng in a Mobile Waffle House parking lot.
It had a excellent splatter pattern.
It had a excellent splatter pattern.
This post was edited on 1/24/13 at 2:45 pm
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