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Posted on 6/30/14 at 11:08 pm to Stacked
I wish my wife could cook . . .
She can barely boil water. She once cooked a Filet so long I literally had to scrape the burn off with a butter knife - eating it was like chewing on a tasteless gummy bear. Her Macaroni and Cheese is a gooey, disgusting mess, and is rarely yellow - always a brownish color for some reason. Chicken is always overcooked and tougher than a Goodyear tire. Her best dish is a Mandwich . . . a Mandwich people! - with Winn Dixie brand chips. Even her salads have all the white clunky parts from the lettuce stem in them - and never with bacon!
She is bad guys . . . bad.
Thus the reason I cook most of the meals or we go out.
She can barely boil water. She once cooked a Filet so long I literally had to scrape the burn off with a butter knife - eating it was like chewing on a tasteless gummy bear. Her Macaroni and Cheese is a gooey, disgusting mess, and is rarely yellow - always a brownish color for some reason. Chicken is always overcooked and tougher than a Goodyear tire. Her best dish is a Mandwich . . . a Mandwich people! - with Winn Dixie brand chips. Even her salads have all the white clunky parts from the lettuce stem in them - and never with bacon!
She is bad guys . . . bad.
Thus the reason I cook most of the meals or we go out.
This post was edited on 6/30/14 at 11:11 pm
Posted on 6/30/14 at 11:15 pm to Stacked
Chocolate cake.
She layers that bitch three cakes high and ices the frick out of it with some chocolate ganache. It's outstanding. She's asked to make one for pretty much every birthday party we ever attend.
She layers that bitch three cakes high and ices the frick out of it with some chocolate ganache. It's outstanding. She's asked to make one for pretty much every birthday party we ever attend.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 11:18 pm to Bham4Tide
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She can barely boil water. She once cooked a Filet so long I literally had to scrape the burn off with a butter knife - eating it was like chewing on a tasteless gummy bear. Her Macaroni and Cheese is a gooey, disgusting mess, and is rarely yellow - always a brownish color for some reason. Chicken is always overcooked and tougher than a Goodyear tire. Her best dish is a Mandwich . . . a Mandwich people! - with Winn Dixie brand chips. Even her salads have all the white clunky parts from the lettuce stem in them - and never with bacon!
If you know how to cook then you should teach her. If not, y'all should take cooking classes together. That's some real deal quality time.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 11:56 pm to Bham4Tide
Stouffer's exist because of women like her and my wife, although my wife isn't nearly as bad as that. I would rate her cooking a 6/10, but I'm pretty easy to please when it comes to eating. Heck, I even like Hamburger Helper.
I just wish she knew how to make good gravy.
I just wish she knew how to make good gravy.
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