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re: What's Been Your Best In Real Life Troll Achievement to Date?
Posted on 2/25/13 at 10:07 am to mizzoukills
Posted on 2/25/13 at 10:07 am to mizzoukills
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What's been your best IRL troll achievement to date?
Oh yes. These two kids were made that I didn't like them during rush and didn't give them a bid. Kept speaking badly of me so one day I put Arkansas/Alabama tickets on there for $50 a pieceand put both their numbers on there. Requested calls and to leave voicemails.
Listed their cars in the paper for 5 days.
Had pizzas delivered to their house by 5 different pizza companies in one day. Ordered each about 10 minutes apart so they would arrive one after the other.
Twitter stalked them while this was happening and was
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Posted on 2/25/13 at 10:13 am to mizzoukills
If thats what you call awesome then yes.
Posted on 2/25/13 at 10:21 am to Hogwall Jackson
These Craigslist ticket ideas are going to be golden for me the next few months 
Posted on 2/25/13 at 10:37 am to mizzoukills
2 Stories come to mind where my roommate and I freshmen year trolled people.
* Sprint used to offer a free service for deaf people where you could type out a message and an operator would read it aloud to someone on the other end. My roommate and I used this service to prank phone call a friend (really more of someone annoying that's in the same friend group that we put up with) I went to high school with. We said we were from UAB doing some survey and started out asking normal enough questions that got progressively weirder until she finally hung up when we asked if her muffin was buttered. Although now as I type this out it seems kind of lame but it was pretty funny at the time.
* My roommate and I used to also email the Westboro Baptist Church (the church that pickets funerals) and would pretend like we were in spiritual crises over stupid shite like "the Bible says honor my mother and father but they're liberal sinners that forced me to watch Milk."
* Sprint used to offer a free service for deaf people where you could type out a message and an operator would read it aloud to someone on the other end. My roommate and I used this service to prank phone call a friend (really more of someone annoying that's in the same friend group that we put up with) I went to high school with. We said we were from UAB doing some survey and started out asking normal enough questions that got progressively weirder until she finally hung up when we asked if her muffin was buttered. Although now as I type this out it seems kind of lame but it was pretty funny at the time.
* My roommate and I used to also email the Westboro Baptist Church (the church that pickets funerals) and would pretend like we were in spiritual crises over stupid shite like "the Bible says honor my mother and father but they're liberal sinners that forced me to watch Milk."
Posted on 2/25/13 at 11:03 am to jbond
I trolled the priest every Monday for six months during my RCIA classes (conversion to Catholicism).
I was converting to Catholicism from the Baptist tradition, so needless to say I had plenty of questions.
I feel sorry for the other people in my class. They never got to ask any questions. I was too busy debating the priest.
I guess they were trolled too?
I was converting to Catholicism from the Baptist tradition, so needless to say I had plenty of questions.
I feel sorry for the other people in my class. They never got to ask any questions. I was too busy debating the priest.
I guess they were trolled too?
This post was edited on 2/25/13 at 11:47 am
Posted on 2/25/13 at 11:18 am to mizzoukills
I accidentally trolled a Catholic priest by trying to accept communion at a catholic wedding...
I didn't know the secret password and the priest called me out on it.
He was visibly pissed when he gave me a blessing.
I didn't know the secret password and the priest called me out on it.
He was visibly pissed when he gave me a blessing.
This post was edited on 2/25/13 at 11:19 am
Posted on 2/25/13 at 11:36 am to Hugo Stiglitz
i don't know if it's a troll, but i had a really ignorant professor that didn't due much due diligence in anything. I assumed he didn't grade papers so I wrote a 3 page paper calling him an ignorant POS and saying I had a real paper written if he wanted it. I got a 100 and then the paper was put into a project and sent to the rest of the class as a part of the final presentation. Guy either never wanted to admit he didn't pay attention to what he sent out to the class or never looked at the final presentation as well. my classmates thought it was funny at least.
Posted on 2/25/13 at 11:57 am to Hugo Stiglitz
I trolled the Church by pursuading them to allow my wife and I to use ancient celtic music created by non-Christian pagans.
It was beautiful and the priest actually sang an operatic prayer in the midst of the pagan music.
It was beautiful and the priest actually sang an operatic prayer in the midst of the pagan music.
Posted on 2/25/13 at 12:04 pm to mizzoukills
Me and some of my friends convinced one of our dumber friends that Haley Barbour had a first wife that died during an erotic asphyxiation session and that the family covered it all up. One of my friends had actually slept with Barbour's niece recently before that and said she told him all about it in bed one night when they were talking. The look on his face was priceless.
Then when we tried to tell him that it was just a joke and that we made it all up, he didn't believe us.
Then when we tried to tell him that it was just a joke and that we made it all up, he didn't believe us.
This post was edited on 2/25/13 at 12:05 pm
Posted on 2/25/13 at 12:31 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Heathen
Posted on 2/25/13 at 12:32 pm to mizzoukills
Pagan
Posted on 2/25/13 at 12:41 pm to Slippery Slope
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I go to laser tag places and cover up all the sensors on my laser pack. No way I'm losing to Jeffrey and his 12 friends on his birthday. That's fricking life Jeffrey. Get used to it.
Posted on 2/25/13 at 1:40 pm to MikeHoncho
There's some chick that went to another SEC school, around my same age, that has my same first and last name. Her friends think they have her email address, when really they have mine. Anyway, I was included on a group email about some party somebody was throwing. So, I signed the other Finley Street up for all kinds of shite to bring to the party - like all the alcohol and most of the food.
I guess it was kinda mean, but they all seemed really dramatic, annoying, and whiney in their emails, so I didn't feel too bad about it.
I guess it was kinda mean, but they all seemed really dramatic, annoying, and whiney in their emails, so I didn't feel too bad about it.
Posted on 2/25/13 at 1:50 pm to FinleyStreet
That's a good one! And extremely evil, baby!
Posted on 2/25/13 at 3:08 pm to mizzoukills
A couple years ago I trolled the entire SEC football nation. Articles were written and message boards were ablaze in discussion of something I created. Not going into much further detail.
Posted on 2/25/13 at 3:33 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
i was one simple credit card transaction away from ordering three Jewish children from one of those late-night 'help the foreign kids' telethons when the 'let me let you speak to my boss' lady handed the phone over to a guy that wanted to know why i had so many specific questions about daily feeding and cage cleaning routines. i told him i was an american and was doing research for a perspective sit-com.
Posted on 2/25/13 at 3:49 pm to Sofa King Crimson
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A couple years ago I trolled the entire SEC football nation. Articles were written and message boards were ablaze in discussion of something I created. Not going into much further detail.
If this happened years ago, why can't you talk about it? Sounds like water under the bridge...
Posted on 2/25/13 at 3:56 pm to Sofa King Crimson
As the plains burn?
Posted on 2/25/13 at 10:14 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Henry Jones Jr
Annnnd this motherfricker just trolled me over a damn basketball game. Bastard.
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