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re: What is the dumbest thing you or another student has told a teacher?
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:59 am to CheeseburgerEddie
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:59 am to CheeseburgerEddie
Apparently it's not as uncommon in this ignorant arse country as one would think, one of my buddy's SO has made the same mistake
It's still inexcusable IMO
It's still inexcusable IMO
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:41 am to sms151t
Had a girl in my eighth grade history class repeatedly pronounce the word "Nazis" as "Naz-ees" when reading out of our books. The girl became very angry when I started laughing at her and said she had never seen or heard the word before.........I am still astonished by that statement to this day
Posted on 11/14/14 at 1:22 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Meh, when I was 10 or 11 I thought the Washington Redskins were in Washington State.
But I sure as shite knew the difference between the state and the district and knew where the were on the map. You're looking at the 4th grade geography bee runner up right here
But I sure as shite knew the difference between the state and the district and knew where the were on the map. You're looking at the 4th grade geography bee runner up right here
Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:20 pm to Wishnitwas1998
also, in 8th grade science class a kid (male) had to read from the book, he pronounced the word vagina "va geen uh"
....poor bastard never lived it down.
....poor bastard never lived it down.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:41 pm to Ishmael
I pronounced the word dichotomy "dich a tomy" while reading in class.
Friend said it sounded like a Pokemon
Friend said it sounded like a Pokemon
Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:56 pm to Ishmael
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also, in 8th grade science class a kid (male) had to read from the book, he pronounced the word vagina "va geen uh" ....poor bastard never lived it down.
I can already see me and my friends trying (and failing) not to bust out laughing at this
Posted on 11/16/14 at 1:59 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Probably the dumbest thing I ever heard a person seriously ask a teacher in class was in my Junior year.
"Is Las Vegas a state" followed by "This may be a dumb question too, but why is Alaska so cold if it's right beside Hawaii"
"Is Las Vegas a state" followed by "This may be a dumb question too, but why is Alaska so cold if it's right beside Hawaii"
This post was edited on 11/16/14 at 2:00 pm
Posted on 11/16/14 at 4:36 pm to Old Sarge
I guess not for a 7 yro. These were 15 yros..
Posted on 11/16/14 at 4:38 pm to sms151t
Had a girl in Geography class ask what country Africa bordered
Posted on 11/16/14 at 8:28 pm to Henry Jones Jr
What coast do we live on?( South Carolina) the student says West coast... and it was 10th graders..
This post was edited on 11/16/14 at 8:29 pm
Posted on 11/16/14 at 8:45 pm to sms151t
In 9th grade we had this super feminist teacher that we all hated and made fun of. One day we were talking about this ancient Grecian clay pot and someone asked why the hell we were learning about this thing. She responded by saying that art is important and that her career was based off of this because she wrote a 30 page senior thesis paper on it.
The guy sitting next to me decided to respond,"What career?"
Needless to say, he was suspended.
The guy sitting next to me decided to respond,"What career?"
Needless to say, he was suspended.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 9:04 am to Phyacs OM
The best comment of the day by someone in the school came from a teacher telling a kid he had to do math warmup sheet.
If you cant count, you will never know how to write.
I think the stupid from these kids is finally starting to wear on us.
If you cant count, you will never know how to write.
I think the stupid from these kids is finally starting to wear on us.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 4:14 pm to sms151t
In 6th grade we were using clay in science to make some figure. And the type of teenager I was I decided it would be funny to make a clay penis. Mrs. Smith saw and I told her I was making rocket ships and found my self in the office 5 minutes later.
Posted on 11/17/14 at 4:59 pm to ButchItUp
A 10th grade kid who had never had schooling before read the word "gentiles" as "genitals" in class once
Posted on 11/17/14 at 9:18 pm to sms151t
I had to observe a principal the other day handling referrals. Kid was written up for saying "God you're such a bitch," to his teacher. When the principal asked him about it, he claimed he said "bipolar" instead of "bitch". The principal said he was full of it, she knows the difference when she hears "bitch" instead of "bipolar". The kid then said, "Yeah, you're right, I guess you do."
Three days ISS for his trouble.
Three days ISS for his trouble.
This post was edited on 11/17/14 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 11/18/14 at 5:49 pm to sms151t
A little OT. They didn't say this, but did it. A trouble maker in my 7th grade science class fed "our class's pet gerbil" to our P.E. teacher's python. The P.E. teacher thought it was hilarious. The science teacher had a break down (uncontrollable tears), missed the next 2 days, and never returned after that year. The kid never really got into any trouble because he denied it. But we all knew what happened to Max that day. The guy had him in his book bag at lunch that day showing everyone and snickering "it won't be long now." P.E was right after lunch.
Posted on 11/18/14 at 5:49 pm to sms151t
Edit: duplicate
This post was edited on 11/18/14 at 5:51 pm
Posted on 11/18/14 at 5:57 pm to Mister Tee
That same guy took some shrooms one night in high school and left a party tripping pretty hard. He was found the next morning completely naked in his wrecked car with his head through the windshield. Sad story, but that was just the way he was. Didn't even remember that until now. Raise smart kids please!
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:04 am to Henry Jones Jr
I could not count the number of my students that thought Africa was a country and they spoke African.
This post was edited on 11/19/14 at 5:05 am
Posted on 11/19/14 at 9:03 am to sms151t
I guess I can't say much though. Up until about 5th grade, I would swear Nebraska was a province in Canada. I was absolutely sure of it too! No one could tell me otherwise.
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