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re: What given language did Adam and Eve speak?
Posted on 8/3/14 at 11:07 pm to MontyFranklyn
Posted on 8/3/14 at 11:07 pm to MontyFranklyn
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was just playing along, I got the sarcasm
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
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Posted on 8/3/14 at 11:44 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Now get off my nuts you serial killer.
Your reply reminds me of a word that I love.
Platypus
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Posted on 8/3/14 at 11:45 pm to DanMullins4Life
Posted on 8/3/14 at 11:53 pm to Stacked
Parseltongue. They did converse with a serpent, after all.
Posted on 8/3/14 at 11:55 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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Parseltongue. They did converse with a serpent, after all.
Verified by at least one ancient source. That's enough evidence for me.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 12:48 am to DanMullins4Life
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:01 am to HandGrenade
Wait a minute Im really confused....is there or isnt there a god ?
Posted on 8/4/14 at 5:54 am to DirtyDawg
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He just lost his fire
His magma has cooled
Posted on 8/4/14 at 6:53 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
We had to start somewhere. And just because someone says who the burden of proof is on does not give them the authority to make such a proclamation.
I happen to believe the Biblical account. But the difference between myself and those that believe otherwise is I won't belittle and brownbeat others who disagree. Since none of us were there, all we can do is advance a theory as to where we came from.
I do find the concept of a Creator more plausible than our ancestors spontaneously coming to life and crawling out of a puddle of goo.
I happen to believe the Biblical account. But the difference between myself and those that believe otherwise is I won't belittle and brownbeat others who disagree. Since none of us were there, all we can do is advance a theory as to where we came from.
I do find the concept of a Creator more plausible than our ancestors spontaneously coming to life and crawling out of a puddle of goo.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 7:04 am to KSGamecock
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DNA is a lie planted by satan and used by atheistic scientists to create doubt in the truth. There's a reason that strands of DNA look like serpents. Same with "Dinosaur" bones. Don't be decieved. I'll pray for you.
Wat?
Posted on 8/4/14 at 7:10 am to antibarner
quote:you and I both.
I do find the concept of a Creator more plausible than our ancestors spontaneously coming to life and crawling out of a puddle of goo.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 7:34 am to TT9
You and I agreeing? THAT is proof that there IS a God 
Posted on 8/4/14 at 7:47 am to Stacked
fricking stupid question. Everybody knows that adam and eve, like everybody from biblical history spoke 15th century english. Plenty of thees and thous.
As in Please suckest my dick, Eve.
As in Please suckest my dick, Eve.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 8:20 am to Stacked
I like to think it was like Rocky and Adrian.
"Hey yo Eve! Where's my fig leaf!"
"Hey yo Eve! Where's my fig leaf!"
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:03 am to antibarner
Posted on 8/4/14 at 10:23 am to Stacked
Your best shot at a truthful answer is emailing the Creation Museum. I never knew Eve had pet dinosaurs until they opened.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 10:58 am to antibarner
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I do find the concept of a Creator more plausible than our ancestors spontaneously coming to life and crawling out of a puddle of goo.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:55 pm to antibarner
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I do find the concept of a Creator more plausible than our ancestors spontaneously coming to life and crawling out of a puddle of goo.
I agree. However, I find the concept of a Flying Spaghetti Monster more plausible than Adam and Eve.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:16 pm to Vols&Shaft83
"Adam simply pointed to his erect penis and grunted, Eve understood"
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That is why is was considered paradise. Dadgum snake!!!!!
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:45 pm to rootisback
Didn't someone run a computer simulation all the way back to an Adam tracing the Y chromosome?? Seems like I saw something about that a couple years back.
This post was edited on 8/4/14 at 2:51 pm
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