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re: What given language did Adam and Eve speak?

Posted on 8/3/14 at 8:51 pm to
Posted by Gladius Veritas
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since May 2012
13189 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 8:51 pm to
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Vols&Shaft83


you have a problem
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15301 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 9:59 pm to
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But for real though, Adam and Eve existed. They even found their fossilized skeletons and everything, it was on Fox News a few months back.


Oh man Megan Kelly would own that Breaking News story. Probably even have a fun quote from her Granny to tie in there somehow like only Megan can.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108241 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:13 pm to
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We're here. That's proof.



If we take the genetics of "we" and compare to random samples around the world, it's incredibly conclusive that we don't have a common ancestor from 6,000 years ago. Last common ancestor of all humans has been traced back about 100,000 years ago. So that's a bit of a gap in logic.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:20 pm to
DNA is a lie planted by satan and used by atheistic scientists to create doubt in the truth. There's a reason that strands of DNA look like serpents. Same with "Dinosaur" bones. Don't be decieved. I'll pray for you.
This post was edited on 8/3/14 at 10:21 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:20 pm to
And you know who else loved "genetics"? Hitler that's who.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:28 pm to
No one's jimmies are remotely rustled in this thread -- and it's not like no one saw this coming. KSGamecock is trying his damndest though.

Secondly: DanMullins4Life you are wrong about a platitude.

It's a phrase that's supposed to be profound but has been overused to the point of cliche.

Mine was not meant to be profound, but a reference back to an argument and in humor.

Now get off my nuts you serial killer.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:28 pm to
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DNA is a lie planted by satan and used by atheistic scientists to create doubt in the truth. There's a reason that strands of DNA look like serpents. Same with "Dinosaur" bones. Don't be decieved. I'll pray for you.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:31 pm to
Genesis.


Read it.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:33 pm to


He ain't worth it, Monty, don't do it.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:33 pm to
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:34 pm to
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MontyFranklyn


It alarms me that you can't perceive the sarcasm in the post you just blew up with "wtf's".
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:34 pm to
Melt Day: _____ for the non-believers?



Has to be the GOAT. Or the lamb. WTF ever.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:39 pm to
We ran all the crazies off from the OTB, I'm just trying to fill a valued niche.
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:42 pm to
We need more crazies here
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:42 pm to
I think DanMullins4Life supplies enough crazy for all of us, my friend.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:49 pm to
We really do, I blame all of you for running Sleeping Tiger off. I loved that guy.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:55 pm to
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We really do, I blame all of you for running Sleeping Tiger off. I loved that guy


He's never been the same, man -- really pathetic jokes and no gumption.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:56 pm to
You can tell we hurt his feelings.
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:58 pm to
He just lost his fire
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 11:03 pm to
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It alarms me that you can't perceive the sarcasm in the post you just blew up with "wtf's".
I was just playing along, I got the sarcasm
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