re: What does human flesh taste like?

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Would you resort to cannibalism if the circumstances dictated it to be the only option for survival?

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I'm not even sure it would have to be a flat out last resort only option. I can think of a few things lower than people on the "shite I'm not eating unless it's eat it or die" scale.

Different people with different diets probably taste different.

Chief Doublehead of the Cherokee said white people were "too salty"

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Doublehead purposely cultivated his image as a bloodthirsty savage. Though the taking of scalps was not common among the Cherokees, he quickly made it his trademark. Even more grisly was his habit of cannibalizing his enemies' bodies. After a successful raid he would cut a piece of flesh from one of his victims, and often with blood running down his chin, eat it as a sign of the conquered's impotence. Afterwards, he would demand that his warriors, as a symbolic blood oath, do the same.

Years later, when in Philadelphia meeting with President George Washington, an inquisitive reporter asked Doublehead's opinion of the white race. Without even giving the matter a moment's thought, the chief replied: "Too salty."

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When I was in 3rd grade and went to a weekend retreat in Mentone, our camp guide took us into the woods and told us a terrifying story about some guy who roamed those very woods and ate little children, and we would know it was him if we heard him whispering "SWEEEEEEEEEET MEAT" right before he attacked.

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OMG...

Smother it with barbecue sauce and you'd never know the difference between it and pork.

a lil hot sauce would take care of the bitterness. If that doesn't work try carrots, garlic, celery and onions and potatoes.