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re: Weirdest/Sketchiest place you've ever yanked it

Posted on 1/7/14 at 11:00 pm to
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 11:00 pm to
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We_Need_Cam


Paul Rubens?
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
Member since Oct 2011
11713 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 11:51 pm to
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All these posts about jackin it overseas makes me proud to be an American


I IRL and have several more times while reading this thread.
Posted by We_Need_Cam
America
Member since Sep 2012
2410 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 11:52 pm to


It's Mr. Pee Wee to you.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 11:53 pm to
Lemme guess your favorite baseball teams are the Expos and the Yanks
Posted by olemc999
At a blackjack table
Member since Oct 2010
13263 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 8:12 pm to
Posted by olemc999
At a blackjack table
Member since Oct 2010
13263 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 8:27 pm to
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I remember I did it accidentally. I felt like I had invented the wheel or fire or something. I'm not sure I left my room that weekend.


I think its safe to say for any man, that the week you learned to rub one out, that nothing else got done that week.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 10:38 am to
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I just realized yesterday that I can't masturbate without porn anymore. I am like a trained animal. I was in the shower...couldn't do it. I got out of the shower and grabbed the phone, could suddenly wank again without even having porn on the phone. Just holding the phone.

I have ruined my temple.


Its a real thing. Check out yourbrainonporn.com.

Mine was in a sleeping bag at NTC.
Posted by InfantryDawg
Valhalla
Member since Oct 2013
1777 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:38 pm to
The fact that this thread is still alive and going makes me happy.
Posted by quatro quatro
Jack town, MS
Member since Jan 2014
14 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 3:41 pm to
On my mother's bed, and in my sister's closet
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 3:46 pm to
Need pics of your mom and sister to determine if this is weird/sketchy
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11373 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:23 pm to
On a high-speed train while traveling in France. Those bathrooms have just a hole that drops on the tracks.

You haven't lived until you have nutted on France!
Posted by mousecop
Madison, MS
Member since Jan 2014
84 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 7:36 pm to
I had needs on an Amtrak once and believe me, with that train shakin around, it's hard to go dry. I ended up jizzing on the floor because the train hit a bump. I also managed to find some time to yank it in a homeless shelter once.
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