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re: Weirdest/Sketchiest place you've ever yanked it
Posted on 1/5/14 at 9:37 pm to UMRealist
Posted on 1/5/14 at 9:37 pm to UMRealist
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I was getting a blowjob in a Belk changing room once and had to finish myself off bc the girl wasn't very good. That count?
Sounds like a case of a being being too slutty for her own good. Its a shame when that happens.
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Posted on 1/5/14 at 9:39 pm to Robert Goulet
I abused myself at many FOBs in Iraq myself in 2005. I killed more of my own children at Stryker than Saddam could have ever hoped for. Those porta johns were hard to work in though 
Posted on 1/5/14 at 9:39 pm to mwlewis
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Sounds like a case of a being being too slutty for her own good.
Actually it was the opposite. She was really inexperienced.
Posted on 1/5/14 at 9:46 pm to InfantryDawg
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Stryker than Saddam could have ever hoped for. Those porta johns were hard to work in though
They had nice shower/shitters by the time I first went through there (07), and some a-hole would lay down a big fudge dragon in the transient shower about every time we want through there.
man, you aren't lying about those port o shitters. In the middle of summer, it felt like I was about to have a stroke trying to fire one out covered in sweat. Posted on 1/5/14 at 9:49 pm to UMRealist
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Actually it was the opposite. She was really inexperienced.
So you corrupted an innocent girl? Kinky.
Posted on 1/5/14 at 9:51 pm to Robert Goulet
Yep it was not easy to work in those shitters. There was not enough lube in the world. You might be raw afterwards but by god there was a mission you went in there to do and you do not leave until that job is done.
When we were there it was just tents but there were "showers". You went in there you better wear sandals because your feet would get pregnant otherwise.
When we were there it was just tents but there were "showers"
. You went in there you better wear sandals because your feet would get pregnant otherwise.Posted on 1/5/14 at 9:58 pm to mwlewis
One might say we corrupted each other
Posted on 1/5/14 at 10:24 pm to InfantryDawg
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You might be raw afterwards but by god there was a mission you went in there to do and you do not leave until that job is done.
This shite had me rollin man. Few will ever know the true struggle over there: finding a suitable place to shite or beat your dick.
Posted on 1/5/14 at 10:25 pm to Robert Goulet
All these posts about jackin it overseas makes me proud to be an American 
Posted on 1/5/14 at 10:27 pm to 15sammy34
You're too good to stroke it?
Posted on 1/5/14 at 10:42 pm to rbWarEagle
Real question is how many times have you wacked it in a day.. 5 right here.. Dont know why i did that 
Posted on 1/5/14 at 10:53 pm to InfantryDawg
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abused myself at many FOBs in Iraq myself in 2005.
Was there all of 2005 myself
Porta pottys were tricky to masturbate in. Either way too hot, or just the thought of god hitting you with a taliban mortar could cause anxiety issues.
Posted on 1/5/14 at 10:53 pm to rbWarEagle
Murica
It is yours so wash it as hard and fast as you want to.
It is yours so wash it as hard and fast as you want to.
Posted on 1/5/14 at 10:55 pm to InfantryDawg
If mine didn't have a head I would have two black eyes 24/7.
Posted on 1/5/14 at 10:57 pm to Hardy_Har
Be careful that you do not go cross eyed .
.Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:02 pm to extremelsu
Good question, I'm not sure. I jerked it twice and had secks twice yesterday, though.
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:10 pm to rbWarEagle
On a ferry crossing the Adriatic Sea between Greece and Italy.
Also the scene of the first place I copped a Playboy mag
I was kinda disappointed because I'd already discovered internet porn before then, though
Also the scene of the first place I copped a Playboy mag
I was kinda disappointed because I'd already discovered internet porn before then, though
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:20 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Good stuff Jerking it while your girlfriend is in bed with you sleeping is also a little anxiety producing game I indulge in, occasionally.
This post was edited on 1/5/14 at 11:21 pm
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:22 pm to rbWarEagle
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Jerking it while your girlfriend is in bed with you sleeping
I do this all the time
Except sub "wife" for "girlfriend"
Does she mind if you jerk it at all or if you happen to wake her up with said jerking?
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:22 pm to extremelsu
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Real question is how many times have you wacked it in a day.. 5 right here.. Dont know why i did that
Don't know why you even mentioned it. 5 is nothing.
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