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re: Was told my hummer needs $6400 in repairs

Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:31 pm to
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

- fuel rod cell


dafuq? does this thing run on plutonium?
Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4167 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

My wife wanted one and I nearly bought her one, but I hate BMWs. They are junk. I said she'll get a hummer before she gets a BMW. So I bought her the platinum edition F250 instead

bullshite
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119121 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:35 pm to
I think it makes perfect sense to take a 10 year old, known to be unreliable and a rattle trap with a huge repair bill, sell it, and buy another just like it. Solid plan.
Posted by Lima Whiskey
Member since Apr 2013
19227 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:35 pm to
An inspired troll thread.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:36 pm to
Take it to east Baton Rouge and park it and leave it running. Come back in morning. Report it stolen. Profit.
Posted by A man and his truck
River Oaks
Member since May 2015
145 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:37 pm to
I am right on this. Lexus, Mercedes, and BMW are all crap. The thing about hummer is that they're much more reliable and versatile vehicles. And I think they have a cooler interior and have better handling as well. Most luxury cars are undersized crap
Posted by A man and his truck
River Oaks
Member since May 2015
145 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:39 pm to
What else am I going to get? For myself, hummer is all I buy. And I avoid H1s at all costs. They are a heaping pile of junk.
This post was edited on 11/9/15 at 7:40 pm
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

And I avoid H1s at all costs. They are a heaping pile of junk.



that's the best one of the lot
Posted by A man and his truck
River Oaks
Member since May 2015
145 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:41 pm to
He didn't say what this is, but mentioned there was a couple of leaks under the hood that needed to be fixed some how
Posted by NashBamaFan
Nashville
Member since Mar 2011
2947 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:53 pm to
I hope you're kidding. I hope this is a joke . Just in case ......Get a new mechanic. Google is your friend. I don't think there is one real automotive part in your "list". Again , I hope this is a joke.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36610 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

You have my hummer confused with BMWs. My wife wanted one and I nearly bought her one, but I hate BMWs. They are junk. I said she'll get a hummer before she gets a BMW. So I bought her the platinum edition F250 instead



The next recession will be fun for you
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27248 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:58 pm to
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 8:38 pm to
Hummer more reliable than a mercedes? Lol. I have a mercedes I've put 125k miles on in 5 years now. Total maintenance has been less than 800 bucks. Two oil changes per year, none of the scheduled maintenance.

Call that dumb if you want. Car is paid off, I'll drive it another year, up to 140k miles and dump it without putting $1 into it. Just change the oil, no maintenance, no worries. Try that with your lil hummer, lol.
Posted by A man and his truck
River Oaks
Member since May 2015
145 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 9:28 pm to
Lol hummer is better made than Mercedes. Most Mercedes are maintainance nightmares and I think most would agree. Hummers also have more horse power and can off road, cheap arse Mercedes can't go off road

Like I said, I avoid those kinds of vehicles.

Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 10:17 pm to
quote:

-grease drum replacement
-brake slab
-gear basket


If those are gone you will definitely need a new Helsinki Smashrod too.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6758 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 10:36 pm to
This shitty troll is 7-8 years late. And it wasn't entertaining then either.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 11:02 pm to
bullshite this thread has been hilarious. Well done OP.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105407 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 11:08 pm to
Your partner is pretty brutal. Is that how much it costs for lips reconstruction?
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5128 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 1:08 am to
Man, just with that combination of stuff you have listed, it almost sounds like you drive that Hummer like an offroad rally car. Hard braking, hard turning, hard transmission function, rough engine?
Posted by iglass
North Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
2917 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 6:56 am to
quote:

I am right on this. Lexus, Mercedes, and BMW are all crap. The thing about hummer is that they're much more reliable and versatile vehicles. And I think they have a cooler interior and have better handling as well. Most luxury cars are undersized crap


Say huh? There are five sentences here and you were incorrect in EACH one of them.

0 for 5 is an epic O-fer.
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