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re: Vaginas are exactly like pistachios

Posted on 6/28/14 at 6:21 pm to
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 6:21 pm to
Bama Bird doesn't like vagina, he thinks they're icky
Posted by Bama Bird
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 6:32 pm to
I like pistachios the same way I like vaginas... nowhere near me
Posted by Spunky
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 6:56 pm to
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 7:03 pm to
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NOBODY likes the taste of vaginas.


Dude, I dont know who you are sleeping with, but I LOVE the taste of pussy. A well groomed and hygenic partner makes all the difference.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 7:09 pm to
Maybe he prefers dicks?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 7:12 pm to
Loos like somebody got their red wings!

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Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 7:16 pm to
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am beginning to suspect OP is a Killz alter with all these bad threads


I start the best discrete porn threads on this site. Give a little credit, good sir.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 7:22 pm to
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Dude, I dont know who you are sleeping with, but I LOVE the taste of pussy.


You capslock love the taste of pussy? Guess someone out there likes the taste of black licorice too.

If it wasn't for getting to frick the pussy afterword or at the very least getting a blow/hand job for your efforts, men would stop eating pussy all together.

We mostly tolerate it, or for those with small dicks and no moves, depend on it and try to be known for it so as to compensate for said short comings.
This post was edited on 6/28/14 at 7:26 pm
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 6/28/14 at 7:24 pm to
Yeah I CAPSLOCK the taste of Pussy. Do it well, and the world of sexual options opens right up. Also helps get you that big screen TV you were wanting.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 6/28/14 at 7:28 pm to
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Also helps get you that big screen TV you were wanting.


You know what helps me get that big screen TV I want? I go buy a big screen TV I want.

Crazy, right?
This post was edited on 6/28/14 at 7:31 pm
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 7:34 pm to
I certainly wouldn't call it delicious, but I don't mind the taste. However, I completely disagree with you saying that they're all ugly. Some of them are downright pretty, brah.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 7:36 pm to
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Some of them are downright pretty, brah.


Links or bullshite.
Posted by Yat27
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 7:37 pm to
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Links or bullshite.


I've never been banned, and I'd like to keep it that way.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 7:40 pm to
Dammit
Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 7:57 pm to
Vaginas are disgusting looking, smell bad, and taste horrible.

Still ... I'm compelled. Something put in us, I guess, to keep the species propagated.

And I'm okay with that.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 8:03 pm to
Some vaginas are straight up frightening to look at.
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 9:23 pm to
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Some vaginas are straight up frightening to look at.


Low hanging turkey beard types ... no matter the angle, standing, laying on her back, from behind .... if those things are all low hanging or splayed-out, I just tell her to put her britches back on.
This post was edited on 6/28/14 at 9:24 pm
Posted by jefffan
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Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 9:44 pm to
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Low hanging turkey beard types












I like a little hair though
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 10:00 pm to
Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 10:14 pm to
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Stacked, bad pussy has an odor that rivals horse shite, there is no product on earth that can mask it.

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