Started By
Message
re: Vaginas are exactly like pistachios
Posted on 6/28/14 at 5:13 pm to BluegrassBelle
Posted on 6/28/14 at 5:13 pm to BluegrassBelle
quote:
Want to know how I know you're FOS? You can't mask bad pussy.
Oh go ahead and act like you girls don't. Y'all are professional illusionist from the top of the head, down to the puss and every stop in between. That's a fact. There's a product for everything on a woman.
3
Posted on 6/28/14 at 5:16 pm to Stacked
Apricot douche ... works wonders, tastes great.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 5:19 pm to Stacked
Stacked, bad pussy has an odor that rivals horse shite, there is no product on earth that can mask it.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 5:20 pm to Stacked
quote:
Oh go ahead and act like you girls don't. Y'all are professional illusionist from the top of the head, down to the puss and every stop in between. That's a fact. There's a product for everything on a woman.
Just because Summer's Eve exists doesn't mean it works.
As long as you eat right, take care of some basic hygiene down there, and are cognisant of regular changes (i.e. just after your period, when you're taking certain kinds of medicine that throw off the Ph levels down there, etc) you're usually in the clear.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 5:20 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Doesn't mean girls don't try, Cause they do. I didn't say they succeed, in fact my point is that they don't.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 5:21 pm to Vols&Shaft83
quote:
Stacked, bad pussy has an odor that rivals horse shite, there is no product on earth that can mask it.
This.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 5:22 pm to Stacked
Belle I didn't say every girl is bad, I said that the good pussy tastes and smells like nothing. And I'm right.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 5:26 pm to BluegrassBelle
quote:
and are cognisant of regular changes (i.e. just after your period, when you're taking certain kinds of medicine that throw off the Ph levels down there, etc) you're usually in the clear.
TMI!!!!!
Posted on 6/28/14 at 5:29 pm to scrooster
Consider it a lifesaving memo to some of these folks that don't know any better.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 5:34 pm to BluegrassBelle
quote:
As long as you eat right, take care of some basic hygiene down there, and are cognisant of regular changes (i.e. just after your period, when you're taking certain kinds of medicine that throw off the Ph levels down there, etc) you're usually in the clear.
All I have to do is scrub and trim the hedges occasionally, and my Vols&Shaft look and smell glorious.
Vaginas require way too much maintenance.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 6:04 pm to Stacked
quote:
There's bad pussy and pussy that doesn't taste like anything.
There's varying tastes outside of bad and nothing.
This post was edited on 6/28/14 at 6:06 pm
Posted on 6/28/14 at 6:06 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Some pussy tastes like Freedom. I bet HJJ hates those
Posted on 6/28/14 at 6:07 pm to Henry Jones Jr
I know. I'm saying as good as it gets tastes like nothing. Anything else is just varying degrees of bad pussy.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 6:07 pm to scrooster
quote:
This thread is so wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to begin.
:kige:
I am beginning to suspect OP is a Killz alter with all these bad threads.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 6:08 pm to Stacked
Have you been munching on green vaginas?
Posted on 6/28/14 at 6:08 pm to Vols&Shaft83
quote:
Some pussy tastes like Freedom. I bet HJJ hates those
Those are the worst. I like there to be some control down there.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 6:12 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Posted on 6/28/14 at 6:13 pm to crispyUGA
quote:
Have you been munching on green vaginas?
Probably has a thing for the blue waffles.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 6:18 pm to Stacked
Good God I regret clicking on this thread
Posted on 6/28/14 at 6:19 pm to Stacked
I like pistachio pudding.
Page 2 of 4
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News