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Things you hope Trump says tonight

Posted on 10/9/16 at 10:40 am
Posted by N97883
New Dehli Forsyth GA
Member since Nov 2013
8062 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 10:40 am
I'll grab ISIS by their pussy.

or

If you don't knock it off Anderson I'm going to grab you by your pussy.

Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 10:43 am to
What did my last two threads know about Hillary Clinton?

Seriously, wtf happened?
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 10:56 am to
I withdraw from the race!
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 10:59 am to
My hands are tiny and so is my dick. I bully people with money and lawyers to compensate for my tiny penis and Monday morning I will release my tax returns for every year going back to when dad gave me my first 14 million dollar "starter" loan.

I have mental issues and will donate my wealth to more research on my irrational fear of germs and my complete lack of empathy for humans in general.

*drops mike*
*exits stage left*
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 11:15 am to
frick u bitches I am out of here....drops Mike
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 11:29 am to
quote:

frick u bitches I am out of here....drops Mike


Have Pence walk on stage and tell Trump he is fired?
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 11:46 am to
I want to hear him say, "I am not a sexual predator."

Like when that lady in one of the Carolinas said, "I am not a witch."
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 11:47 am to
quote:

I withdraw from the race!

I don't want him to withdraw. His failure needs to be complete.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36506 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 12:10 pm to
"If my head were to pop open and a ufo fly out, I want you to have expected it."
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 12:33 pm to
"I'm 70 years old but I can still grab more pussy than a 20-year-old. So vote for me."
Posted by DragginFly
Under the Mountain;By the Lake
Member since Oct 2014
3592 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 12:39 pm to
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

"I'm 70 years old but I can still grab more pussy than a 20-year-old. So vote for me."


The Jameis approach?

During his time as a student at Florida State, Winston received attention for a number of incidents, including shoplifting soda and crab legs, and an allegation of sexual assault, for which there was no prosecution.
Posted by MontanaMax
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2011
1929 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:28 pm to
"I did not sexually assault those women!" In his best bill Clinton voice while waving his finger at the camera.
This post was edited on 10/9/16 at 1:30 pm
Posted by N97883
New Dehli Forsyth GA
Member since Nov 2013
8062 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 2:26 pm to
Im going to punch the gop leadership right in the pussy.





Worked for Jameis.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 2:34 pm to
I am about to embark on my 4th marriage with this new women I find myself attracted to….








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Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 3:13 pm to
If Trump tries to grab Caitlyn by the pussy, he'll wind up with a hand full of Jenner's junk.
Posted by N97883
New Dehli Forsyth GA
Member since Nov 2013
8062 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 3:22 pm to
What difference does it make now?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 3:33 pm to
I don't know why but the Jenner - Kardashian clan are all Republicans.

Was a bit shocked by that especially with a total lack of any sense of family values.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 4:09 pm to
Family values has moved way down the list on the GOP's priorities. First through 25, of course, is power and in parentheses is "by any means necessary." Nixon was the beginning of the end for the Republicans.

And before "But the Democrats..." They suck, too. Politics in America is at an all-time low. I hold my nose every time I go to vote. Picking the shortest turd is becoming an American tradition.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 5:09 pm to
"I am for term limits in Congress and a flat tax"

Mofo would win the election in a landslide.
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