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Posted on 3/20/15 at 12:30 am to CheeseburgerEddie
Don't touch the chips that Har brought!
Posted on 3/20/15 at 1:03 am to KSGamecock
No food left if gatorprincess is already there.
This post was edited on 3/20/15 at 1:04 am
Posted on 3/20/15 at 4:50 am to Tantal
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Scooster is next door in his robe with a M1 Garand.
A nice shiny white robe with a cool hood, I'm sure.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 6:56 am to PowerTool
Alahunter is behind the bar watering down everybody else's drinks except his own
Posted on 3/20/15 at 7:52 am to Agforlife
A4L has set up a pharmacy in the back bathroom giving rebelgator shite while he's too busy shooting dogs and harassing TBird and BHP to do anything about it.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 7:56 am to KSGamecock
Everyone looking at their phones, posting on the OTB about how lame the party is.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 8:14 am to PrivatePublic
The door bell rings. Someone opens the door and standing there is Killz, his brother, and an attractive Asian girl. Killz is holding a wooden hammer and K-Y Jelly in one hand and a 12 pack of Cooks Beer in the other.
"Let's get this shite started," says Killz's brother.
Killz, his brother, and the Asian girl feign a smile and walk into the house. Most people don't know Killz and his entourage...but they will before the night is over.
"Let's get this shite started," says Killz's brother.
Killz, his brother, and the Asian girl feign a smile and walk into the house. Most people don't know Killz and his entourage...but they will before the night is over.
This post was edited on 3/20/15 at 8:19 am
Posted on 3/20/15 at 8:16 am to mizzoukills
He goes up on stage and starts telling a long winded story no one cares about
Posted on 3/20/15 at 8:16 am to KSGamecock
Im in the kitchen cooking a giant pot of gumbo and cracking a beer.
V&S and Catfan are snuggling and told to get a room.
TBird and BHP show up with a case of 40's and yelling "Hey! Where da White Girls at!". V&S looks perturbed cause he dont want BHP crowding his action with the BBC.
V&S and Catfan are snuggling and told to get a room.
TBird and BHP show up with a case of 40's and yelling "Hey! Where da White Girls at!". V&S looks perturbed cause he dont want BHP crowding his action with the BBC.
This post was edited on 3/20/15 at 8:20 am
Posted on 3/20/15 at 8:19 am to genro
Carolinagirl and Ag are making out in the corner.
Rebelgator and Stonehog get into a fight.
Rebelgator and Stonehog get into a fight.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 8:22 am to CheeseburgerEddie
cheeseburger eddie starts asking girls how old they are, walking away in disgust everytime somebody says anything older than 18. he mumbles something about finding a sweet sixteen party instead.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 8:29 am to 3nOut
Maybe Cheeseburger Eddie can join the Ag party you and MasterAg are holding. You guys walked in with a jar and a gay porn movie.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 8:35 am to deltaland
Rebelgator backhands Stonehog in the face, sort of a pussy man's slap, but nonetheless it makes Stonehog cry. Embarrassed, Stonehog runs out of the kitchen into the back yard.
Rebelgator walks up to the keg laughing and brags about slapping another dude. He's trashing on Stonehog when Killz calmly says to him, "You take it in the butt, right?"
Rebelgator trips over his words, shocked that Killz would have the audacity to insult him. He raises his hand and like a lightning strike Killz headbutts Rebelgator's nose.
Rebelgator drops to the floor. Dude is out cold.
Killz's brother walks into the kitchen. Killz and his brother don't say a word to each other. They just nod their heads in a strange silent agreement.
The Asian chick takes off Rebelgator's pants and pulls down his underwear. Killz and his brother lift an unconscious Rebelgator into the air and position him over the keg. It appears that they are going to give Rebelgator a keg stand while he's unconscious.
A random person makes a comment about how little Rebelgator's pecker is. A drunk girl says something like, "This isn't cool, guys. This isn't cool."
The Asian chick pumps up the keg and suddenly inserts the tap into Rebelgator's butt. She flips on the tap and beer starts rushing into Rebelgator's rectum while at the same spraying out of his butt like a water fountain.
Rebelgator wakes up screaming but his screams can't be heard over the histerical laughter and Bone Thugs East 1999 music. He notices the kitchen is full of partiers who are equally shocked and entertained by the insane scene. The more Rebelgator screams the more people laugh.
Rebelgator's realizes his worst nightmare is everyone else's pony show.
Rebelgator walks up to the keg laughing and brags about slapping another dude. He's trashing on Stonehog when Killz calmly says to him, "You take it in the butt, right?"
Rebelgator trips over his words, shocked that Killz would have the audacity to insult him. He raises his hand and like a lightning strike Killz headbutts Rebelgator's nose.
Rebelgator drops to the floor. Dude is out cold.
Killz's brother walks into the kitchen. Killz and his brother don't say a word to each other. They just nod their heads in a strange silent agreement.
The Asian chick takes off Rebelgator's pants and pulls down his underwear. Killz and his brother lift an unconscious Rebelgator into the air and position him over the keg. It appears that they are going to give Rebelgator a keg stand while he's unconscious.
A random person makes a comment about how little Rebelgator's pecker is. A drunk girl says something like, "This isn't cool, guys. This isn't cool."
The Asian chick pumps up the keg and suddenly inserts the tap into Rebelgator's butt. She flips on the tap and beer starts rushing into Rebelgator's rectum while at the same spraying out of his butt like a water fountain.
Rebelgator wakes up screaming but his screams can't be heard over the histerical laughter and Bone Thugs East 1999 music. He notices the kitchen is full of partiers who are equally shocked and entertained by the insane scene. The more Rebelgator screams the more people laugh.
Rebelgator's realizes his worst nightmare is everyone else's pony show.
This post was edited on 3/20/15 at 8:55 am
Posted on 3/20/15 at 8:52 am to mizzoukills
Garrison in the corner crying about his ex.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 8:53 am to Pavoloco83
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Maybe Cheeseburger Eddie can join the Ag party you and MasterAg are holding. You guys walked in with a jar and a gay porn movie.
are you saying there's something wrong with that?
Posted on 3/20/15 at 8:57 am to KSGamecock
OBReb6, drunk, taking pills and calling everyone there a fig.
I immediately join him.
I immediately join him.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 1:08 pm to Hardy_Har
Posted on 3/20/15 at 2:44 pm to KSGamecock
Masterag has a funny pill and he says it is for a weekend trip.
HardyHar wants to either be a gay man or a woman, but is unsure which
Genro mentions eating "exotic meats" and winks.
MrTide33 is recruiting folks to stand outside the local abortion clinic.
Patton goes on and on about the first thing he would do if he were elected POTUS
Hawgfanatic keeps asking people how they like his "Golden Tiger". Everyone is afraid to answer.
Mizzoukills adjusts his balls and states, "That's the most memorable experience in my life so far."
Then he turns to someone sticks his hand out and says, "So what kind of morning are you having?" They refuse to shake hands with him.
CAS4t demands all the womens tell him whether they voted or not.
CNB assures everyone he has a dynasty in development. They send him to talk to Mizzoukills.
KSGamecock leans over and whispers into the ear of an incredible woman and she slaps him hard. He says, "I only asked her what was her favorite driving music".
Samson'seed wants to double down with whomever is interested.
Roger Dorn goes from person to person mumbling "Road bike for sale?"
Roger Klarvin gets beat up when he calls a Muslim girl scout a coward.
Then he is beaten just short of death for insulting a Nun from Mississippi.
The Police come and carry KSGamecock away when he tries to rape someone's foreskin.
Hawgfanitic wanders from person to person with a tray of dried grasshoppers, saying "Horderves?"
KSGamecocks walks up to a group and shouts "GW didn't really serve! And no one cares!"
CheeseburgerEddie points to his nametag and asks "Is it racist?"
Agforlife wants to show people a steaming handful of his shite, claiming it is really cool.
HardyHar wants to either be a gay man or a woman, but is unsure which
Genro mentions eating "exotic meats" and winks.
MrTide33 is recruiting folks to stand outside the local abortion clinic.
Patton goes on and on about the first thing he would do if he were elected POTUS
Hawgfanatic keeps asking people how they like his "Golden Tiger". Everyone is afraid to answer.
Mizzoukills adjusts his balls and states, "That's the most memorable experience in my life so far."
Then he turns to someone sticks his hand out and says, "So what kind of morning are you having?" They refuse to shake hands with him.
CAS4t demands all the womens tell him whether they voted or not.
CNB assures everyone he has a dynasty in development. They send him to talk to Mizzoukills.
KSGamecock leans over and whispers into the ear of an incredible woman and she slaps him hard. He says, "I only asked her what was her favorite driving music".
Samson'seed wants to double down with whomever is interested.
Roger Dorn goes from person to person mumbling "Road bike for sale?"
Roger Klarvin gets beat up when he calls a Muslim girl scout a coward.
Then he is beaten just short of death for insulting a Nun from Mississippi.
The Police come and carry KSGamecock away when he tries to rape someone's foreskin.
Hawgfanitic wanders from person to person with a tray of dried grasshoppers, saying "Horderves?"
KSGamecocks walks up to a group and shouts "GW didn't really serve! And no one cares!"
CheeseburgerEddie points to his nametag and asks "Is it racist?"
Agforlife wants to show people a steaming handful of his shite, claiming it is really cool.
This post was edited on 3/20/15 at 2:54 pm
Posted on 3/20/15 at 2:48 pm to MeridianDog
My thread is mocking homos AND women in one OP. You got me wrong lad..
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