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Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:46 pm to
Posted by Sleeping Tiger
Member since Sep 2013
8488 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:46 pm to
How do you get 100 peekachoos on a bus?








You poke em on.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90570 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 8:06 pm to
Obama
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29678 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 8:19 pm to
Posted by Sleeping Tiger
Member since Sep 2013
8488 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

Obama



The joke is on people who think the president matters.

Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:43 am to
Confucious say "man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok."
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 4:34 am to
A little boy brings his pet duck to the movies. When he walks up to the door he sees a sign that reads no pets allowed. So thinking fast he shoved the duck down his pants. Once the movie starts he decides he better unzip his pants to let his pet duck breathe. A couple seats down are to old ladies. One is freaking nudging the other, she says do you see that ? The other lady said its not a big deal it's not like you never seen one before. The lady says yeah but this ones eating my popcorn.
Posted by DragginFly
Under the Mountain;By the Lake
Member since Oct 2014
3598 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 7:39 am to
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?



Dr. Dre
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