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so let me tell you about my week so far
Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:47 pm
so monday night i'm chilling at home and i get a call from this girl i know and she wants to come over. im like okay. she comes over we watching netflix and shite. this bat shite crazy black chick i used to mess around with until i found out she was crazy just pops up at my house at 3am. long story short she had no place to go so i let her in, her BF kicked her out. i should have taken notice lol.
anyway, i work from home and she wouldn't the frick up so by like 7am i 'm like you got to go lol. she's like i need money for a hotel room i'm like well that's not my problem. she was like i'm not leaving until you give me money.i said watch lol so i called the police lol.
so she leaves then like 2 hours later some dude knocks on my door saying i owe her money. i'm like dude frick off. 2 minutes later a brick is thrown through my window. i'm like dude i don't even know who the frick you are lol. so I call the police again and file a report and a restraining order. all is well. never mind the fact i had a project due yesterday and my anxiety is worked up so bad I can't work.
so today i'm working like normal, i get a knock on the door, I think it's the ATT people because I called them as i'm having landline phone issues, big white guy at the door. i open it AND THE DUDE THAT THREW THE BRICK THROUGH MY WINDOWS BARGES IN MY HOUSE. to make a long story short, i had about 300 in cash on me they took that and tried to get me to go to the ATM but when we got outside i screamed for the dude next door to call 911 and they took off. So now they looking for the dude for armed robbery and attempted kidnapping.
paking my shite, going to an extended stay hotel for a month until I sell this place
tl:dr frick black women
anyway, i work from home and she wouldn't the frick up so by like 7am i 'm like you got to go lol. she's like i need money for a hotel room i'm like well that's not my problem. she was like i'm not leaving until you give me money.i said watch lol so i called the police lol.
so she leaves then like 2 hours later some dude knocks on my door saying i owe her money. i'm like dude frick off. 2 minutes later a brick is thrown through my window. i'm like dude i don't even know who the frick you are lol. so I call the police again and file a report and a restraining order. all is well. never mind the fact i had a project due yesterday and my anxiety is worked up so bad I can't work.
so today i'm working like normal, i get a knock on the door, I think it's the ATT people because I called them as i'm having landline phone issues, big white guy at the door. i open it AND THE DUDE THAT THREW THE BRICK THROUGH MY WINDOWS BARGES IN MY HOUSE. to make a long story short, i had about 300 in cash on me they took that and tried to get me to go to the ATM but when we got outside i screamed for the dude next door to call 911 and they took off. So now they looking for the dude for armed robbery and attempted kidnapping.
paking my shite, going to an extended stay hotel for a month until I sell this place
tl:dr frick black women
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Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:52 pm to vengeanceofrain
You knew she was crazy, but you let her in. That's on you dude.
Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:53 pm to vengeanceofrain
Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:53 pm to vengeanceofrain
Wow
So she started turning tricks and told her pimp you were a john? Then when she didn't walk out in the morning with any cash she told the pimp you refused to pay for services
That sum it up?
So she started turning tricks and told her pimp you were a john? Then when she didn't walk out in the morning with any cash she told the pimp you refused to pay for services
That sum it up?
Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:53 pm to vengeanceofrain
yikes 
Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:54 pm to Old Sarge
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So she started turning tricks and told her pimp you were a john? Then when she didn't walk out in the morning with any cash she told the pimp you refused to pay for services
That sum it up?
Pretty sharp for an old timer.
Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:54 pm to vengeanceofrain
Holy shite. That's one reason I always own at least one big dog.
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:07 pm to vengeanceofrain
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tl:dr frick black women
because white women aren't crazy? You must be some push over for them to hit you 3 times lol
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:07 pm to vengeanceofrain
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tl:dr frick black women
Seems like this should say "DONT frick black women"
Also if this shite happened to me homeboy would be dead
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:08 pm to vengeanceofrain
I don't open the door for people i don't recognize unless i have a gun in hand
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:16 pm to shotcaller1
i wouldn't have opened the door but i had just called ATT like 2 hours earlier and was expecting them.
even wilder today, like literary today is my 7 year sobriety date lol. i didn't give up meth for this shite lol
even wilder today, like literary today is my 7 year sobriety date lol. i didn't give up meth for this shite lol
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:17 pm to vengeanceofrain
i've never been a gun guy but i'm going to look into getting one here soon. never needed one. then again i guess guns are like insurance you don't need one, until you need it then it's too late
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:19 pm to vengeanceofrain
I think you fricked her..
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:23 pm to vengeanceofrain
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never mind the fact i had a project due yesterday and my anxiety is worked up so bad I can't work.
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:25 pm to vengeanceofrain
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i didn't give up meth for this shite lol
so this is a chick you used to mess with when you were a meth head, that might have been vital information in the OP. That's not a black chick problem that's a "you" problem.
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:26 pm to Hardy_Har
i have before lol but not monday. i was trying to frick the girl that was at my house and this girl got my anexity all going and when my anexity gets going the last thing i care about is sex.
i mean i had 300 or so on me i could have given her money its the principle of the matter. WTF do i look like bitch lol? just come over here hitting me up for money take that shite somewhere else.
then she see in her mind how i live and i fricked her a fw ties and she thought she was getting somewhere and when i kicked her out she thinking i'm go get my money from him one way or another.
yeah frick black women. you dudes just dont understand how ratchet arse black women think
i mean i had 300 or so on me i could have given her money its the principle of the matter. WTF do i look like bitch lol? just come over here hitting me up for money take that shite somewhere else.
then she see in her mind how i live and i fricked her a fw ties and she thought she was getting somewhere and when i kicked her out she thinking i'm go get my money from him one way or another.
yeah frick black women. you dudes just dont understand how ratchet arse black women think
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:27 pm to Mansa Musa
quote:bro i ain't touched a pipe since july 20th 2009. i was fricking this girl in march.
so this is a chick you used to mess with when you were a meth head, that might have been vital information in the OP. That's not a black chick problem that's a "you" problem.
i like pussy lol. it's my weakness. white, black, asian, hispanic, rich, poor, as long as you look good and have pretty feet lol i'm probably going to try to frick you lol. i stuck my dick in crazy basically
This post was edited on 7/21/16 at 3:30 pm
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:32 pm to vengeanceofrain
you don't look through the peep hole before opening your door?
1. always look through the peep hole
2. a gun with you and looking through the peep hole saves you 300 dollars and some heart ache
3. don't let crazy bitches in ever
1. always look through the peep hole
2. a gun with you and looking through the peep hole saves you 300 dollars and some heart ache
3. don't let crazy bitches in ever
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:36 pm to heartbreakTiger
If it isn't someone I know, I answer with a gun regardless. It's safe and it keeps the latter day saints from returning every fricking Saturday.
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:36 pm to vengeanceofrain
quote:congrats on this btw
i didn't give up meth for this shite lol
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