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Posted on 7/20/14 at 8:15 pm to
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 7/20/14 at 8:15 pm to
How did the Aids epidemic start anyway? I heard it was because some gays buttfricked some monkeys (actual monkeys)* in Africa.




*No racist
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37738 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 8:18 pm to
Nope, that's propaganda. Some tribal hunters killed some infected monkeys and then drank their blood, and then banged the monkey corpses
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 8:18 pm to
lol

Wait, you have my work address?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 8:19 pm to
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Nope, that's propaganda. Some tribal hunters killed some infected monkeys and then drank their blood, and then banged the monkey corpses


Then a gay Canadian (sorry, redudant) flight attendant banged a bunch of those tribal hunters and proceeded to fly around the world doing drugs and humping people thus causing the outbreak.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46508 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 8:21 pm to
AIDS passed to humans through the bushmeat industry in West Africa around a hundred years ago.

But Im sure the monkey buttfricking business was booming as well.
This post was edited on 7/20/14 at 8:22 pm
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 8:23 pm to
All wrong.

Dian Fossey was patient zero.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69908 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 8:25 pm to
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But Im sure the monkey buttfricking business was booming as well.




If only my grandparents had invested in monkey butt fricking stocks.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 8:26 pm to
That's a market that's overvalued at the moment...next bubble to burst, calling it now.
Posted by PepaSpray
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Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 8:30 pm to
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Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan

your class sucks.

Funny but I bet over half of the US couldn't name them. We are different, we don't have our heads in our assholes.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:00 am to
Which one is Palestine?
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