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re: Say Something Nice About Your Spouse

Posted on 6/28/14 at 11:23 pm to
Posted by Han Solo
MURICA
Member since Jun 2014
417 posts
Posted on 6/28/14 at 11:23 pm to
Girlfriend is good at sex
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 1:00 am to
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Girlfriend plays the violin pretty swell.


I retract this statement, girlfriend just broke up with me so frick her and her violin.
Posted by JasoNdaTiger
FLA
Member since Jun 2014
322 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 1:32 am to
I love my wife more than anything in the world!
She's the greatest thing that ever happened to me, I've never known anyone more complete to me than her. She's my life's purpose and I adore her! She's perfectly made for me from God and her life is copacetic with mine. My favorite color is in her eyes. She was born in the same month and same year as me. She was born on my favorite numbers day. She got to go to my Dream college. She's from the beach town just south of mine. She's perfect to me and I could write a book on what I think of her.
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 1:33 am to
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I retract this statement, girlfriend just broke up with me so frick her and her violin.


Don't you hate it how they always do that shite right after you tell people about how cool they are?
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 1:35 am to
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Don't you hate it how they always do that shite right after you tell people about how cool they are?


It's like clockwork with them, man.
Posted by JasoNdaTiger
FLA
Member since Jun 2014
322 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 1:54 am to
I Lovee my wife! She makes me a great person and she knows how to please me. I funking love her, I wish i could day and spend forever with we.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28857 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 7:24 am to
quote:

etract this statement, girlfriend just broke up with me so frick her and her violin.


Aren't you in Mexico for her?
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 7:51 am to
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I funking love her, I wish i could day and spend forever with we.


Wat.
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7785 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 7:56 am to
quote:

I retract this statement, girlfriend just broke up with me so frick her and her violin.




Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 8:05 am to
I don't have enough superlatives to describe Aggiebelle.

Pretty, driven, smart, conscientious, good cook, good in the sack, girl has it all and is still willing to put up with my dumb arse

It's been a ridiculously fast first three years of marriage and I can't wait to add on to that

Love her more than anything in the world
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 8:08 am to
She has nice taste in panties.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 8:35 am to
Indeed. Well, for the most part. If it wasn't so easy to get women here/have a career I'm sure I'd be a lot angrier.
This post was edited on 6/29/14 at 8:36 am
Posted by GtownDawg
South Cackalacky
Member since Sep 2013
1213 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 9:32 am to
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She has nice tasting panties.


FIFY
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28857 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 11:43 am to
My wife is a very kind, pretty lady, who takes care of my kids and me well. She makes me a better kinder man.

And she likes the D a lot.

She is not a spectacular cook or homemaker, but me and the kids are happy.
Posted by WhistlinDixie15
I make people sleepy
Member since Oct 2012
7782 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 12:03 pm to
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so frick her and her violin.

Sign quote worthy IMO
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

Sign quote worthy IMO


Done.
Posted by WhistlinDixie15
I make people sleepy
Member since Oct 2012
7782 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 12:05 pm to
Posted by KoolHndLuke
Texas
Member since Mar 2014
115 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 12:05 pm to
Could not have married anyone better than my wife.
Posted by WhistlinDixie15
I make people sleepy
Member since Oct 2012
7782 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 12:07 pm to
But seriously that sucks dude
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

But seriously that sucks dude


Not gonna air out my dirty laundry but this is a serious plus for me.
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