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Ranking 129 College Campuses by Proximity to Chipotle (SEC-related)
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:49 am
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:49 am
Damn, I thought surely Arkansas would be ranked high, as Chipotle is like 3 blocks off campus, but no. You MF'ers have Chipotles even closer.
Except, of course, the schools in Mississippi. No Chipotles in the entire state, apparently.
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National ranking, distance from campus in miles. Starkville's nearest Chipotle is the one in Tuscaloosa.
2 Missouri .003
3 Kentucky .004
6 Tennessee .005
8 Florida .006
17 Auburn .015
22 Vanderbilt .024
23 Texas A&M .03
37 Alabama SEC .056
43 LSU SEC .087
47 Arkansas 0.1
72 South Carolina 0.8
87 Georgia 2.1
121 Ole Miss 67.4
126 Mississippi State 88.1 (Alabama's!)
Except, of course, the schools in Mississippi. No Chipotles in the entire state, apparently.
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National ranking, distance from campus in miles. Starkville's nearest Chipotle is the one in Tuscaloosa.
2 Missouri .003
3 Kentucky .004
6 Tennessee .005
8 Florida .006
17 Auburn .015
22 Vanderbilt .024
23 Texas A&M .03
37 Alabama SEC .056
43 LSU SEC .087
47 Arkansas 0.1
72 South Carolina 0.8
87 Georgia 2.1
121 Ole Miss 67.4
126 Mississippi State 88.1 (Alabama's!)
This post was edited on 6/3/15 at 11:50 am
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Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:50 am to Numberwang
This is as off season as off season gets.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:50 am to td01241
Yessir...
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:51 am to Numberwang
Never had chipotle. That said, how does someone find a way to make an even shittier worst thread ever, every day.
This post was edited on 6/3/15 at 11:51 am
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:51 am to Numberwang
I thought there was a chipotle in Starkville
Also Chipotle = most overrated resturant
Also Chipotle = most overrated resturant
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:52 am to Rebel Land Shark
When I heard they don't have queso I said frick that
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:52 am to auzach91
It's an article. I didn't compile the data. Just the messenger. 
This post was edited on 6/3/15 at 11:53 am
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:53 am to Numberwang
Auburn at 17? If you're in engineering Chipotle is literally across the street. It is like 20 feet away from campus. The only way it gets closer is if it was literally on campus.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:53 am to Numberwang
Inb4 aggie say "freebirds!!11"
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:54 am to Numberwang
Freebirds > Chipotle
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:54 am to Numberwang
frick Chipotle!!!
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:55 am to Numberwang
Chipotle sucks. We just got one and I waited in line for 30 minutes to get a burrito with dry, bland chicken, stale chips (on the opening day!) and I had to pay for my side of salsa. Barberitos - hell even Moes - kicks Chipotle's arse.
This post was edited on 6/3/15 at 11:56 am
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:55 am to Numberwang
We got South Depot, wich is like the Oxford version of chipotle.
Tbh, I don't care that we don't have one in Missississippi. The one thing we don't have that I want is Yeungling. I don't think we have it in Mississippi.
Tbh, I don't care that we don't have one in Missississippi. The one thing we don't have that I want is Yeungling. I don't think we have it in Mississippi.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:56 am to Numberwang
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17 Auburn .015
After some quick math, that's 24 meters. Our's is literally across a two lane local road from campus, which is 7 meters at the maximum (.0043). I suppose if you took the cross walk and walked along the sidewalk to get there it would take longer, but practically no one does that.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:57 am to Rebel Land Shark
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Freebirds > Chipotle
Gotta step you burrito game up.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:58 am to auzach91
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never had Chipotle
then no one gives a damn about your opinion
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:58 am to Rebel Land Shark
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Also Chipotle = most overrated resturant
I agree, but I think this ranking is relevant as EVERY college student I know loves the place. The one in Tuscaloosa is always packed.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:59 am to GeauxWarTigers
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Auburn at 17? If you're in engineering Chipotle is literally across the street. It is like 20 feet away from campus. The only way it gets closer is if it was literally on campus.
You could literally throw a burrito from the front door of Chipotle to someone standing on campus.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:59 am to Rebel Land Shark
I am also Team Freebirds, they have nachos and queso, Chipolte has neither
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:00 pm to Numberwang
Moe's > Chipotle 
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