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re: Ranch Dressing is disgusting, how do people like this stuff?

Posted on 9/20/14 at 5:51 am to
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 5:51 am to
Posted by Mister Tee
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 6:38 am to
Sometimes my sister uses ranch (and mayonnaise in general) when she makes mashed potatoes and feeds it to my niece and nephew along with her and her husband. They don't seem to mind it, but I still struggle with calling child services on her. You have to draw a line.
This post was edited on 9/20/14 at 6:41 am
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 6:46 am to
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Sometimes my sister uses ranch (and mayonnaise in general) when she makes mashed potatoes and feeds it to my niece and nephew along with her and her husband. They don't seem to mind it, but I still struggle with calling child services on her. You have to draw a line.


I don't see a problem if you're using a tiny bit of it for mashed potatoes, although I would much rather prefer buttah.
Posted by Mister Tee
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 6:56 am to
I just don't like tangy mashed potatoes I guess. Just butter and salt is fine with me. Maybe she's just a bad cook anyway haha.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 7:15 am to
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I just don't like tangy mashed potatoes I guess. Just butter and salt is fine with me. Maybe she's just a bad cook anyway haha.


Butter, salt, a dash of milk and even some egg, man. I've seen some people use mayo and don't think it's that bad, but I definitely don't need it, or really want it.

Just tolerate it.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 7:19 am to
I sometimes put garlic and herb goat cheese in my mashed potatoes, along with butter.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 7:19 am to
BLeu cheese and hot wings is olde school delicious.

Anybody who doesn't like this probably puts ketchup on eggs like a 4 year old.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 7:23 am to
gross, only syrup on eggs
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 7:30 am to
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I sometimes put garlic and herb goat cheese in my mashed potatoes, along with butter.


Garlic for sure, a crucial ingredient that I missed.

Forgive me, m'lady.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 7:34 am to
lolgarlic
Posted by Roger Klarvin
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 7:36 am to
I don't like regular ranch. Chipotle ranch is pretty good though. I much prefer bleu cheese for salad and wings.
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 7:45 am to
Cheese sticks and fried mushrooms are also good with ranch.

There's a restaurant here that makes their own ranch and it's amazing. You get a basket of saltine crackers with a salad and I'll dump ranch on the cracker and eat it. It's so good
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 7:46 am to
i heard the guy in your avi makes the ranch at that restaurant
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 7:52 am to
Eggs taste the best if you cook them in the bacon grease
Posted by Mister Tee
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 7:54 am to
I've only had Chipotle ranch with jalapeno bites, but it was pretty tasty...especially when you're drunk.

The next day, though...
This post was edited on 9/20/14 at 7:57 am
Posted by Sleeping Tiger
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 9:12 am to
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Ranch and wings are a thing of beauty.



Eww. Gross. Puke.

Dry wings dipped in hot sauce is the only way a man should ever consume the wing.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 9:20 am to
you are an enigma
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 9:23 am to
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Dry wings dipped in hot sauce is the only way a man should ever consume the wing.


I really thought you'd know better. The Amsterdam based Berhardt-Kohen-Chavez family controls over 90% of the world's chilli pepper and tobasco plantations along with 8/10 of the world's most popular hotsauce brands and most of the generic wholesale hot sauce bases used in restaurants.

They've been the subject of several extensive investigations by the United Nations Human Rights Council, the European Union Task Force for Political Transparency, the National Labor Relations Board and Amnesty International. The family has donated at least $300,000,000 dollars over the past 25 years to influence elections throughout North America and Europe and has donated substantial funds to every President since Teddy Roosevelt. On top of all of that they're also facing pending cases from the FDA over addictive additives and the SEC over chilli pepper futures price fixing.

That's not even getting into the worst of it...both the NAACP and the SPLC recently condemned the family for unfairly marketing their products in minority communities and during WW2 they were noted for their providing copious amounts of hot sauce to the Nazi German war effort much of which was used in the holocaust's infamous Hühnerflügel Mittwochs....the "wing night Wednesdays" the SS had at their concentration camp mess halls.

If you like hot sauce you're part of the problem.
This post was edited on 9/20/14 at 9:35 am
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 9:44 am to
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If you like hot sauce you're part of the problem.



Yes. Yes I am.

frick you.
Posted by Mister Tee
On the Lake
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 9/20/14 at 10:09 am to
Heil Wing Night!
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