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re: Ranch Dressing is disgusting, how do people like this stuff?

Posted on 9/19/14 at 6:57 pm to
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 6:57 pm to
What kind of mayo turns you on?
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 6:59 pm to
Nothing. I'm mayonaissically* impotent.

*not a word
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 7:06 pm to
genro?



LINK
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28860 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 7:15 pm to
During this diet I've missed ranch a lot.

That's all. OP sucks. Downvote
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 7:16 pm to
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

It's basically ranch seasoning pack + Mayo.


Plus da buttermilk.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 7:19 pm to


I've always wondered if fat people are genetically predisposed to liking Ranch or if a certain portion of humans are genetically predisposed to liking it and it later makes them fat...kind of a chicken vs egg thing. Haven't quite worked it out in my head. Will have to do more studies.
This post was edited on 9/19/14 at 7:20 pm
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 7:19 pm to
Mmm....chicken and eggs...
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41097 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 7:39 pm to
Ranch is a gift from the Gods. You should repent now before you get struck down.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 9/19/14 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

Ranch is a gift from the Gods. You should repent now before you get struck down.






Ranch can lick Magma's balls
Posted by Mister Tee
On the Lake
Member since Jun 2014
2761 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:13 pm to
Caesar kicks ranches arse as far as salads go, but it's hard to beat ranch and wings. Blue cheese is a close second for extra hot wings too.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28860 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:22 pm to
Well I'm not fat..... So.... GSYDIAB.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:24 pm to
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GSYDIAB


Go stick your dick in a barrel?
This post was edited on 9/19/14 at 8:26 pm
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28860 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:25 pm to
Blender.



I don't know how to feel about the fact that text predict put GSYDIAB as a suggestion as I was typing.
This post was edited on 9/19/14 at 8:27 pm
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:37 pm to
If we ever have a holocaust like event in the USA, we should start by rounding up those that eat ranch dressing.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69901 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

If we ever have a holocaust like event in the USA, we should start by rounding up those that eat ranch dressing


Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:43 pm to
Are you selling tickets to the Holocaust?
This post was edited on 9/19/14 at 8:44 pm
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28860 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:46 pm to
I hope each and every one of you communist, jihadist, goat fricking, ranch haters DIAF. After YSYDIAB.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69901 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:52 pm to
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hope each and every one of you communist, jihadist, goat fricking, ranch haters DIAF. After YSYDIAB.




Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 9:00 pm to
That gif always makes me laugh.
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