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Question for the fringe nut jobs that post here.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:11 pm
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:11 pm
When your wet dream happens, and "the shite hits the fan", will you spend your time in your shelter or will you feel the need to post on the internet about how right you were about the shite going down?
If the shite hits the fan I'll just lie in wait with my guns, then when I figure out Which one of you uber douchebags are the most narcissistic, I'll come after you and take all your shite in the dead of night.
'Cause let's be honest, one of you mother frickers are gonna brag about your awesomeness online.
Get ready Scrooster, And tell your friends.
We coming for your shite, and we ain't advertising it.
If the shite hits the fan I'll just lie in wait with my guns, then when I figure out Which one of you uber douchebags are the most narcissistic, I'll come after you and take all your shite in the dead of night.
'Cause let's be honest, one of you mother frickers are gonna brag about your awesomeness online.
Get ready Scrooster, And tell your friends.
We coming for your shite, and we ain't advertising it.
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Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:25 pm to Stir of Echoes
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:31 pm to Stir of Echoes
I'm about to have a wet dream since I just read all this
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:32 pm to Stir of Echoes
U kind of sound like a nut job.
I heard your mom was too
I heard your mom was too
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:33 pm to Stir of Echoes
Pls come get my shite 
Posted on 4/24/15 at 12:32 am to Stir of Echoes
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Get ready Scrooster, And tell your friends.
scrooster's prayer follows:
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Dear Lord,
Since this dick muncher little punk called me out in this thread, please let this happen. Puh lease.
I've been pretty good my whole life. I served my country. Worked hard to provide for my family. I've given a lot to my community. I know I drink too much and I cheated on my wives some, did some drugs, lied a few times, probably did some other naughty things you're still pissed at me about like fapping to the Sears catalog and then fapping to Penthouse and those sweet assed letters to Xaviera Hollander and then along came that crazy kinky bitch first wife of mine and then I found Internet porn and all .... but I couldn't help myself as you know .... I mean, you made me this way sorta. I've never prayed for myself - even when I was really sick or hurt except a couple of times right before they told me I might not make it through surgery. You always pulled me through, seriously ... thank you for that.
::::: long pause to go get another beer ::::::
Thank you for your patience Lord. And for your sense of humor - I wish more people understood your sense of humor btw.
So anyways ... please let me one day get my hands on this punk arse mother fricker before I get too old to put the hammer to his arse. I'll even take a picture of my 62 year old hammer and show it to him beforehand, (pardon the pun Lord) so that he'll know it was not a fricking baseball bat that took his arse out and made him start shitting his pants and mumbling to himself .... it was just my right hand or, as the Peezos used to call it, "the right hand of God" and remember Lord ... I use to bust their blasphemous balls about that. Forgive them for that please. Marvin was way worse than me remember .... he used to take trophies and stuff. I never did that.
Anyways, once I drop his (sucks echoe's) punk arse fair and square after I grab his face and make him pucker up before I spit in his mouth like I used to do to shite talking punks ... please give me the strength, because I've not always been good to my body I know (my temple, I know) ... but please give me the strength to pick his limp punk arse body up and slam it on something hard like I used to do in the old days - preferably a rock or a curb or the bumper of the nearest car or whatever. I promise not to completely curb stomp him like I used to do where they would have brain damage or cry for their mommas ... but I will probably disfigure his punk arse by carving my initials backwards in his forehead like I used to do .... you remember. And I asked you forgiveness for those times again BTW. Thank you for that btw.
Also Lord, with regard to my friends, of which you are one of the Peezos, of course ... please find whatever they do to this prick's limp dick body afterwards non-complicit. You know how they get into stomping fricktard arse like I do ... and this dickweed has it coming. But they are getting old too so if they happen to be around please spare them from pulled hamstrings, knee problems, ankle problems, etc.
So Lord, if you are listening, and I know you probably are because I think this may actually be the first time I've put a prayer in writing since Catechism or Confirmation back in the 50s and 60s, (thank you in advance btw), would you, in the event of an actual SHTF scenario befalling our once great country (and I pray it never happens), ... would you please direct this dick lapper that started this thread to my compound so that I can relieve some stress the old fashioned way? I mean, good gosh Lord ... you know me. I've always had a problem with the whole "turn the other cheek" thing when it comes to fricktards. Does this guy not qualify as a fricktard or what? I apologize for that but hey ... you made St Michael the patron saint of we paratroops and dammit ... St Michael would do much worse to this arse wipe than I'm gonna do. I mean if he comes to my house I'm just going to cripple him and disfigure him and those sort of things .... and maybe feed him to the dogs if he doesn't repent properly - if they can stand the taste of this fricking douche bag. I guess if they are hungry enough they will ... but anyways.
Respectfully yours Lord. I'll keep throwing sandbags on the back forty hoping to keep my strength up with the possibility of one day spiking this shitbag mutherfricker on a fence post until you make up your mind ... and oh, in the meantime, here is the pic of the 62 year old hammer I am going to crush this cocksucker with, as you know. Remember how I busted that middle knuckle on that dickweed in North Charleston? Or how I busted that index knuckle into two pieces on that fricktard in Rome ... or was it Civitavecchia? I've still got three good knuckles remaining ... although I seriously doubt this punk's facial bones or skull will be enough to bust another knuckle at my age ... but wouldn't you like to give me a chance to try?
Thank you for your time Lord.
As always, Your old soldier ...
scrooster
Here's the scrooster hammer for you, you punk mumbling-arse sucks of echoes, because that's all you'll ever be able to do again in your life if you keep talking shite muther fricker. One day, in some Sonic somewhere, you'll order a milkshake from some pretty little girl on roller skates and next thing you know it'll be delivered by the mother fricking scrooster hammer and the last thing you'll remember will be the flashing lights and the people laughing at you as you piss and shite your pants while waiting on the fricking ambulance to arrive ... fricktard.
This post was edited on 4/24/15 at 12:42 am
Posted on 4/24/15 at 12:44 am to Stir of Echoes
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When your wet dream happens, and "the shite hits the fan", will you spend your time in your shelter or will you feel the need to post on the internet about how right you were about the shite going down?
What kinda doomsday scenario we talkin' here?
Posted on 4/24/15 at 12:46 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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What kinda doomsday scenario we talkin' here?
I think we're either talkin' race war or civil war, depending on the poster.
The two aren't mutually exclusive, either
Posted on 4/24/15 at 12:57 am to TbirdSpur2010
Man, a race war would suck. Having to pick a team based solely on skin color is absurd. I was chatting with a old work associate today, who happens to be black, an old retired Gunny, a real jump outta planes, swim under ships, hop-scotch through land mines kind a hard-arse.....man, I'd hate to have to face off with that dude.
Let's hope for a religious based war........fricking Methodist.
Let's hope for a religious based war........fricking Methodist.
Posted on 4/24/15 at 1:01 am to TbirdSpur2010
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I think we're either talkin' race war or civil war, depending on the poster.
The two aren't mutually exclusive, eithe
He's a fricktard.
There will never be another race war. The races, in most places, get along just fine.
Civil War ... I doubt it anytime soon. It may happen, I dunno - doubtful. I don't see us ever going there.
Some other kind of war coming to our shores ... probably. It's bound to happen one day. We've been fortunate in that regard but hey ... Red Dawn or whatever.
Most likely there will be SHTF contests between fricktards, like the OP, and those of us who just get tired of their shite. Of their politically correct bullshite. Of their fricktard bullshite. It will not last long ... his kind always fold when it comes time for the shite talking to stop.
I mean "race," seriously? It's not that big of an issue to 99.9% of people. And those who do dwell on the race thing ... frick'em.
So anyways ... the OP's doomsday scenario is the day most people rise up and tell him and his fricktard ilk to eat a bag of dicks and instead let's get serious about the real problems in life.
OP is a fricktard.
Posted on 4/24/15 at 1:04 am to five_fivesix
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Let's hope for a religious based war........fricking Methodist.
Hmmm, I'll roll with the Nazarenes. They need the manpower.
Posted on 4/24/15 at 1:12 am to five_fivesix
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Man, a race war would suck. Having to pick a team based solely on skin color is absurd. I was chatting with a old work associate today, who happens to be black, an old retired Gunny, a real jump outta planes, swim under ships, hop-scotch through land mines kind a hard-arse.....man, I'd hate to have to face off with that dude.
Let's hope for a religious based war........fricking Methodist.
Amen to the fricking Methodist thing. They are getting totally out of hand.
"That dude" you're talking about ... he's gonna be on your side dude. There are tons of black men and white men out there like us who are just gonna curb stomp these race-baiting fricktards if they keep pushing us.
Not one of my black Peezos from the service or afterwards supports cocksucking Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton ... not one. Do we have discussions about race problems in the past? Sure we do. Do we discuss some of this recent media hyped bullshite ... absolutely. The yankee cop in North Charleston ... fry his idiot arse. Make him the sacrificial fricking lamb of blacks want blood. That's fine by me. Ferguson ... frick no. That Cop should'uv pissed on that shithook ... my black friends agree. The Cops who strangled that man in New York for selling cigarettes ... both of those Cops should be strangled to death live on TV. The Cops that broke that poor kid's neck in Baltimore .... whoever did it needs to fricking pay.
Some, and I repeat some, cops are outta hand. Black and white. Here in SC just a couple of years ago we had a black highway patrolman pull a white woman out of her car and kick her arse .... it was caught on video.
My black friends agree about some other stuff .... black people gotta change their aura in the cities. These drive by shootings and knock out games .... they've gotta stop.
But if there is another war in this country between fellow countrymen it will not be along racial lines or state lines .... it'll be along philosophical lines. People will have to get real then and decide what they truly stand for.
Posted on 4/24/15 at 1:18 am to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 4/24/15 at 1:25 am to scrooster
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Do we have discussions about race problems in the past? Sure we do. Do we discuss some of this recent media hyped bullshite ... absolutely. The yankee cop in North Charleston ... fry his idiot arse. Make him the sacrificial fricking lamb of blacks want blood. That's fine by me. Ferguson ... frick no. That Cop should'uv pissed on that shithook ... my black friends agree. The Cops who strangled that man in New York for selling cigarettes ... both of those Cops should be strangled to death live on TV. The Cops that broke that poor kid's neck in Baltimore .... whoever did it needs to fricking pay.
The more people evaluate these situations independently, the less these narratives regarding race will proliferate. And, tbh, the media is mostly to blame for perpetuating such. Most folks these days just don't give that much of a damn about race, especially as we become more blended.
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Not one of my black Peezos from the service or afterwards supports cocksucking Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton
Al Sharpton is a creepy, conniving dude. Got a very sinister vibe speaking with him face to face. Would not converse with again.
Posted on 4/24/15 at 1:29 am to TbirdSpur2010
Ill frick em up
Posted on 4/24/15 at 1:36 am to CheeseburgerEddie
Sorry about your Pels tonight, my man. Thought y'all had 'em.
Posted on 4/24/15 at 1:58 am to TbirdSpur2010
Should have, last game too. They are young and our guards freak out a lot and don't keep their cool. Some of it is their first time there, some of it coaching.hopefully they can get a win or two before GS closes it out, but glad we made it to the playoffs this year
Posted on 4/24/15 at 2:00 am to CheeseburgerEddie
Yeah, the experience will do 'em good.
At least y'all haven't been the walkover some predicted. I figured you'd give GS everything they could handle.
At least y'all haven't been the walkover some predicted. I figured you'd give GS everything they could handle.
Posted on 4/24/15 at 2:11 am to TbirdSpur2010
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I think we're either talkin' race war or civil war, depending on the poster.
The two aren't mutually exclusive, either
I'm amazed that no one got this joke, or that people at least took it literally.
Here in Mexico, we're already post-apocalyptic.
Posted on 4/24/15 at 6:39 am to Stir of Echoes
Please oh please come try and take my shite.
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