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Post your best Obama joke

Posted on 9/2/15 at 5:55 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90638 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 5:55 pm
What do you get when you cross Einstein with Obama?




















E=MC Hammer
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 5:58 pm to
Whats the difference between Obama and a dumbass?


























Nothing.
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 6:03 pm to
I don't get it.






























Oh cause Einsteins Theory of Relativity and you can't touch Obama.

Dumb.

Posted by bbvdd
Memphis, TN
Member since Jun 2009
25005 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 6:10 pm to
Obama is the president of the United States

That's the biggest joke right there. He fricking trolled the entire country.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:06 pm to
ONE
Big
Ass
Mistake
America
This post was edited on 9/2/15 at 7:25 pm
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10415 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:13 pm to
I still can't believe that guy is the President of the United States. And we could have had Mitt Romney. SMH.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90638 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:25 pm to
What's the difference between Obama's Agenda and a battery?
















A battery has a positive side
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

I still can't believe that guy is the President of the United States.


"We the people" elected that motherfricker TWICE. One time, I can get. All the black folks voted for him because he was their first melanin enhanced shot at the big chair.

But 2 times. American voters are true dumbasses. Watch us elect Trump now.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90638 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 8:40 pm to
Trump is going to make America great again. I don't know how, but it will be terrific. Do you understand?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119220 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

Post your best Obama joke


The last 7 years of American govenment leadership. We have become a complete laughing stock on the world stage.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90738 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

One time, I can get. All the black folks voted for him because he was their first melanin enhanced shot at the big chair


2008 had to have been the crappiest choices ever. I mean... McCain or Obama?

First and only time since I have been able to vote (1988) that I couldn't and didn't based on the candidates.
This post was edited on 9/2/15 at 8:46 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119220 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

But 2 times. American voters are true dumbasses.


The American voter is uneducated and belives the MSM 100%. It's amazing how stupid people are.
Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
Member since Jun 2015
4208 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

That's the biggest joke right there. He fricking trolled the entire country.


He definitely trolled the shite out of the conspiracist republicans who said and are still saying the country is ending with Obama at the helm.

Fearmongering at its finest
Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
Member since Jun 2015
4208 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

by deltaland Trump is going to make America great again. I don't know how, but it will be terrific. Do you understand?


Yeah you and countless others don't know how because you're sheep. I mean really...Trump? Is this a joke? We all know he doesn't stand a chance down the road but for fricks sake you guys should've been able to come up with ONE competent to run against Hilldog. Instead you're handing it over on a silver platter with this Trump circus act

Posted by winston318
Oklahoma City,OK
Member since Sep 2009
3175 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:20 pm to
Get over it guys. Your President is Black deal with it you $50K a year earning republicans
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9642 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Get over it guys. Your President is Black deal with it you $50K a year earning republicans


Says the car salesman from OKC.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:04 am to
Why aren't aspirins covered under Obamacare?











































Because they're white and they work
This post was edited on 9/3/15 at 9:13 am
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28922 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:11 am to
quote:

Why are aspirins covered under Obamacare?




awkward typo is awkward.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:12 am to
Thanks....fixed it
Posted by stonedbegonias
Member since Jan 2010
11581 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:41 am to
That's a good one.
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