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New neighbors. Parked on my yard
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:28 pm
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:28 pm
A truck and a car parked halfway over their yard and my yard.
Do I need to be a dick?
I havent introduced myself to these people. Because I don't like people. Its nothing that they did. I just don't want you coming to my house asking to borrow shite. I don't come to your house asking to borrow some pussy, especially when hot daughter shows up on the holidays
Do I need to be a dick?
I havent introduced myself to these people. Because I don't like people. Its nothing that they did. I just don't want you coming to my house asking to borrow shite. I don't come to your house asking to borrow some pussy, especially when hot daughter shows up on the holidays
This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 9:34 pm
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Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:34 pm to Wet Works
Pour some sugar in their gas tank. That'll teach them.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:36 pm to Wet Works
Go slash their tires and put up an orange construction fence on the property line.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:38 pm to Wet Works
Poop on the windshield!
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:52 pm to Wet Works
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Because I don't like people
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I don't come to your house asking to borrow some pussy, especially when hot daughter shows up on the holidays
I don't like you.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:55 pm to Wet Works
I don't know any of my neighbors' names. It ain't the 50s.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:57 pm to LewDawg
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I don't know any of my neighbors' names. It ain't the 50s.
WTF?
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:00 pm to Cmlsu5618
(sigh)
Fine on thanksgiving when your daughter comes home, I will borrow her pussy
Fine on thanksgiving when your daughter comes home, I will borrow her pussy
This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:03 pm to HempHead
Ok I know my next door neighbor's name. The rest I don't care about.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:05 pm to Wet Works
Slash there tires. They deserve it.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:10 pm to LewDawg
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Ok I know my next door neighbor's name. The rest I don't care about.
My neighbors are pretty far away but I've made an effort to get to know them. Just seems...right, I don't know.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:14 pm to Wet Works
They will move when they find out you are a nascar fan.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:52 pm to Wet Works
Stop leaving notes on my window
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:58 pm to Wet Works
Burn their house down.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:23 pm to Wet Works
The only fair thing to do is have sex with his daughter.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:55 pm to Wet Works
You can legally cut trees overhanging your property line.
Posted on 9/7/15 at 12:13 am to Wet Works
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I don't come to your house asking to borrow some pussy, especially when hot daughter shows up on the holidays
Well man, you know what you have to do now
Posted on 9/7/15 at 12:36 am to kywildcatfanone
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They will move when they find out you are a nascar fan.
Honestly though, there's like a 95% chance they are nascar fans. Only trash like that would park cars on the lawn.
Posted on 9/7/15 at 12:51 am to Wet Works
You don't sound like redneck trash at all.
Maybe invite Billy Joe and Jolene over to watch the end of the NASCAR race and then y'all can smoke meth and talk about the good ol days.
Then you guys will be buddies and he can park in your yard and you can ask him for some pussy.
Or you could man the frick up and put some buckshot in his quarter panel with your 12 gauge.
Either one sounds like it would be par for the course in your neck of the woods.
Maybe invite Billy Joe and Jolene over to watch the end of the NASCAR race and then y'all can smoke meth and talk about the good ol days.
Then you guys will be buddies and he can park in your yard and you can ask him for some pussy.
Or you could man the frick up and put some buckshot in his quarter panel with your 12 gauge.
Either one sounds like it would be par for the course in your neck of the woods.
Posted on 9/7/15 at 2:14 am to Wet Works
Trillhog the shite out of them.
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