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neighbor having sex really loud
Posted on 8/21/15 at 12:33 am
Posted on 8/21/15 at 12:33 am
so I live in a loft. I have brick fricking walls. and my neighbor is railing the living shite out of this chick to the point where i can hear her through the walls. This girl screams like a banshee. Which is cool and shite but i'm trying to work lol and now i want to fap lol.
should i
A. say something
B. give dudes congrats on the secs?
C. somehow try to join lol
lol i can clearly hear dude slapping her arse lol
should i
A. say something
B. give dudes congrats on the secs?
C. somehow try to join lol
lol i can clearly hear dude slapping her arse lol
This post was edited on 8/21/15 at 12:35 am
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 12:44 am to vengeanceofrain
Headphones and music
Posted on 8/21/15 at 12:49 am to vengeanceofrain
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C. somehow try to join lol
I've seen that porno before...
Posted on 8/21/15 at 12:52 am to vengeanceofrain
Call the mofo on the phone and ask to borrow a cup of sugar.
if he doesnt answer call several times in a row.
if he doesnt answer call several times in a row.
Posted on 8/21/15 at 12:53 am to TbirdSpur2010
loud music is not an option it's pitch quiet in my house when I work. loud music is not really all that conducive to trying to program a pay per view porn membership website from complete scratch using 3 different javascipt libraries
Posted on 8/21/15 at 12:55 am to vengeanceofrain
quote:
. This girl screams like a banshee. Which is cool and shite but i'm trying to work lol and now i want to fap lol.
i had this problem before my current neighbor moved in. pretty sure they had a vibrating bed too.
Posted on 8/21/15 at 1:20 am to vengeanceofrain
Record a video of yourself fapping to their sex noises and send it to him
Posted on 8/21/15 at 1:23 am to vengeanceofrain
You want to jerk off to them having sex?
Did I read that right
Did I read that right
Posted on 8/21/15 at 6:31 am to vengeanceofrain
Dude, get a chick of your own and do it better. If he hears you, he may figure it out, but in the event that he doesn't, congrats on the sex.
Posted on 8/21/15 at 6:50 am to BowlJackson
quote:
Record a video of yourself fapping to their sex noises and send it to him
lol
Posted on 8/21/15 at 8:26 am to PrivatePublic
quote:This right here.
get a chick of your own and do it better
Or, if it happens again and you are home alone, walk over to the common wall and coach him. "Give it to her good! Yeah! Make her beg for it!"
Posted on 8/21/15 at 8:30 am to vengeanceofrain
Well, if you are programming a pron site then the noise next door ought to be inspirational.
Posted on 8/21/15 at 8:56 am to vengeanceofrain
Sorry for partying
Posted on 8/21/15 at 9:13 am to vengeanceofrain
quote:
now i want to fap lol
quote:
C. somehow try to join lol
quote:
lol i can clearly hear dude slapping her arse lol
No one over the age of 12 should use "lol" in their everyday vocabulary.
Based solely on your use of "lol," I can assure you that you have zero chance of getting laid any time in the near future.
Posted on 8/21/15 at 9:15 am to SetTheMood
[quote]Based solely on your use of "lol," I can assure you that you have zero chance of getting laid any time in the near future. [/quote
That's not very nice
That's not very nice
Posted on 8/21/15 at 9:24 am to vengeanceofrain
A few months ago the wife and I were staying at a hotel, and the guests next door had a pretty good 2 hour romp we could hear.
I walk out of the room the next morning just as the lady next door does, and it was 50ish year old fat lady. She looked like the school librarian. It blew my mind.
I walk out of the room the next morning just as the lady next door does, and it was 50ish year old fat lady. She looked like the school librarian. It blew my mind.
Posted on 8/21/15 at 10:05 am to vengeanceofrain
This post was edited on 8/21/15 at 10:07 am
Posted on 8/21/15 at 10:42 am to vengeanceofrain
What all does she yell?
Posted on 8/21/15 at 11:43 am to vengeanceofrain
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should i
Go knock on the door and say…
Posted on 8/21/15 at 12:31 pm to vengeanceofrain
My roommate used to do that, so I'd just offer them whatever I was eating.
But it has to be funny.
''You guys want some taquitos? Fresh out of the microwave, man...''
Just start doing stuff even louder.
Sing opera, but convincingly.
But it has to be funny.
''You guys want some taquitos? Fresh out of the microwave, man...''
Just start doing stuff even louder.
Sing opera, but convincingly.
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