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My Mom's arranged Easter Egg Hunt..........
Posted on 4/20/14 at 7:14 pm
Posted on 4/20/14 at 7:14 pm
Quick Background on the situation. So my loser Brother lives with my parents. He dated this girl for over two years. After shopping for wedding bands he decided to call things off. Two weeks later he started dating a girl that is 15 years younger than him. My grandparents are in poor health one is recovering and one isn't so the ex girlfriend has been calling me and my sisters asking about them.
Easter Sunday 2014, Ex-GF drops by my parents house to talk with my Mom and Dad about my grandparents and to see how they've been doing. Mom has a several hour conversation with her and they have lunch. The EX-GF asks if my brother is in his room, Mom says yes but you probably don't want to go up there since his new GF is up there.
Ex-GF butt hurt charges into my brothers room, and starts yelling at him. Also gets 4 to 5 slaps in that echoed through the house. My brother upset because his fine piece of teenage flesh is lying in bed. He begins yelling at his EX-GF, more shite happens, EX-GF leaves.
Who says you're too old for an easter egg hunt?
Easter Sunday 2014, Ex-GF drops by my parents house to talk with my Mom and Dad about my grandparents and to see how they've been doing. Mom has a several hour conversation with her and they have lunch. The EX-GF asks if my brother is in his room, Mom says yes but you probably don't want to go up there since his new GF is up there.
Ex-GF butt hurt charges into my brothers room, and starts yelling at him. Also gets 4 to 5 slaps in that echoed through the house. My brother upset because his fine piece of teenage flesh is lying in bed. He begins yelling at his EX-GF, more shite happens, EX-GF leaves.
Who says you're too old for an easter egg hunt?
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Posted on 4/20/14 at 7:35 pm to trickydick12
If my parents let me sleep with girls in my room I would never have moved out ten years ago.
Posted on 4/20/14 at 7:37 pm to trickydick12
So your brother is in his 30s. Lives at home with his parents, and bangs young chicks.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Posted on 4/20/14 at 7:45 pm to trickydick12
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loser Brother
u so jelly
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The EX-GF asks if my brother is in his room, Mom says yes but you probably don't want to go up there since his new GF is up there.
Ex-GF butt hurt charges into my brothers room, and starts yelling at him. Also gets 4 to 5 slaps in that echoed through the house
Obvious why he dumped her arse.
Posted on 4/20/14 at 7:56 pm to trickydick12
It sounds like the new GF is going after the wrong type of older guy.
Posted on 4/20/14 at 10:03 pm to UMTigerRebel
Sounds more like the brother is going after the right type of younger gal
Posted on 4/20/14 at 10:15 pm to Eric Cartman
I would be surprised if she was good looking.
Posted on 4/21/14 at 12:22 am to UMTigerRebel
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I would be surprised if she was good looking.
6 maybe
Posted on 4/21/14 at 2:44 am to Eric Cartman
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Sounds more like the brother is going after the right type of younger gal
Posted on 4/21/14 at 8:33 am to trickydick12
Damn. Your family might get designated as honorary gumps. Theres some serious Bama in that household.
Posted on 4/21/14 at 8:51 am to trickydick12
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Two weeks later he started dating a girl that is 15 years younger than him.
Sounds like he's dating at his maturity level. Also sounds like mom/dad like his ex better than they like him.
Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:23 am to diddydirtyAubie
MOM THE MEATLOAF!
Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:42 am to trickydick12
Why all the downvotes? I enjoyed it..
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