re: multiple would you rathers...possible NSFW...

All of these are incredibly easy questions for me.

1) never read the rant again. There are other websites. I love a good beer.

2) HJ to Sam. 3 minutes is so much quicker than a lifetime with AIDS.

3) never brush my teeth. There are ways to keep your teeth fairly healthy. I can't live without a shower.

4) never have children. I already plan to never have kids.

5) have a black mamba block the exit. I'm terrified of sharks and open water. I can handle a snake.