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Posted on 3/31/15 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 3/31/15 at 3:05 pm
1 a) never drink again
b) never read the rant again
2 a) give a handy to michael sam
b) unprotected sex with a woman with aids
3 a) never shower again
b) never brush your teeth again
4 a) never have children
b) have triplets
5 a) fall out of the boat next to a great white
b) have a black mamba blocking the only exit
my answers: B - i like to drink
B - i just couldn't do it, mike
A - morning breath would be the worse
A - couldn't handle trips. get a dog
A - hate snakes
b) never read the rant again
2 a) give a handy to michael sam
b) unprotected sex with a woman with aids
3 a) never shower again
b) never brush your teeth again
4 a) never have children
b) have triplets
5 a) fall out of the boat next to a great white
b) have a black mamba blocking the only exit
my answers: B - i like to drink
B - i just couldn't do it, mike
A - morning breath would be the worse
A - couldn't handle trips. get a dog
A - hate snakes
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 3:11 pm to DocHoliday11
b)never read the rant again (plenty of other good websites out there to read. I need alcohol though)
b)unprotected sex with a woman with aids (its not a given that Aids would be transmitted to me, so I would be real careful)
a)never shower again (couldn't stand rotten breath the rest of my life)
b)have triplets (kids are fun)
b)have a black mamba blocking the only exit (at least i have a shot this way. If i fall in open water with a shark i'm fricked)
b)unprotected sex with a woman with aids (its not a given that Aids would be transmitted to me, so I would be real careful)
a)never shower again (couldn't stand rotten breath the rest of my life)
b)have triplets (kids are fun)
b)have a black mamba blocking the only exit (at least i have a shot this way. If i fall in open water with a shark i'm fricked)
Posted on 3/31/15 at 3:12 pm to DocHoliday11
1. A - I don't like to drink anyways
2. B - If I'm gonna get aids I might as well get it from a girl
3. B - You never said I couldn't use mouthwash
4. A - frick kids
5. B - What exit?
2. B - If I'm gonna get aids I might as well get it from a girl
3. B - You never said I couldn't use mouthwash
4. A - frick kids
5. B - What exit?
This post was edited on 3/31/15 at 3:13 pm
Posted on 3/31/15 at 3:14 pm to DocHoliday11
1. A - health benefit and I actually like this place
2. A - no homo, but AIDS will kill yo arse, a handy won't
3. B - I'll just mouthwash like crazy
4. B - I love kids
5. B - Id make that snake my bitch
2. A - no homo, but AIDS will kill yo arse, a handy won't
3. B - I'll just mouthwash like crazy
4. B - I love kids
5. B - Id make that snake my bitch
Posted on 3/31/15 at 3:19 pm to OleRockyTop
It's a closed door
Posted on 3/31/15 at 4:17 pm to DocHoliday11
A I'm sober
B sorry Mike
B there's always mouthwash
A I'm ok with no kids
A frick snakes
B sorry Mike
B there's always mouthwash
A I'm ok with no kids
A frick snakes
Posted on 3/31/15 at 4:18 pm to DocHoliday11
B. I like to drink and this site is an unhealthy addiction
A. Aids will kill you.
A. I need my teeth I like to eat. Id just keep a clean swimming pool and swim a lot to stay relatively clean.
B. I want kids one day
B. Better chance to win fighting a snake on land than a shark in water.
A. Aids will kill you.
A. I need my teeth I like to eat. Id just keep a clean swimming pool and swim a lot to stay relatively clean.
B. I want kids one day
B. Better chance to win fighting a snake on land than a shark in water.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 4:24 pm to deltaland
but there's a chance you don't get aids...to me that's worth the risk..i couldn't handle the blue vein pulsating in my hand 
Posted on 3/31/15 at 4:25 pm to DocHoliday11
1: b
2: a
3: a
4: b
5: b
2: a
3: a
4: b
5: b
Posted on 3/31/15 at 4:26 pm to DocHoliday11
A. I can live without drinking. I can live without this site too, but I can go months without drinking.
A. You can unhandjob a guy. You can't unstick a penis in your butt, or unsuck a dick, or unAIDS yourself.
A. Showering is overrated.
B. I have kids and am fixed but would take another 3 over not having any.
I have no good answer for the snake shark scenario. I know snake is the easy answer but I really really hate snakes and scream like a girl around them. Sharks aren't just going to eat me because I'm there, but I obviously have more control over the situation with the Mamba.
A. You can unhandjob a guy. You can't unstick a penis in your butt, or unsuck a dick, or unAIDS yourself.
A. Showering is overrated.
B. I have kids and am fixed but would take another 3 over not having any.
I have no good answer for the snake shark scenario. I know snake is the easy answer but I really really hate snakes and scream like a girl around them. Sharks aren't just going to eat me because I'm there, but I obviously have more control over the situation with the Mamba.
This post was edited on 3/31/15 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 3/31/15 at 4:27 pm to DocHoliday11
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but there's a chance you don't get aids...to me that's worth the risk..i couldn't handle the blue vein pulsating in my hand
It's just a handy, man. I'd way rather give a sad jerk to someone than risk teh AIDZ
Posted on 3/31/15 at 4:28 pm to DocHoliday11
B) Never read the rant again.
I might start right now.
I might start right now.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 4:38 pm to DocHoliday11
Sadly B even though I love the rant
A I dont want Aids
B mouthwash obviously
A I dont know if i want kids anyway
B That shark would frick you up
A I dont want Aids
B mouthwash obviously
A I dont know if i want kids anyway
B That shark would frick you up
Posted on 3/31/15 at 6:40 pm to DocHoliday11
1 a) never drink again
b) never read the rant again
B, I like the booze. I can live without trolls.
2 a) give a handy to michael sam
b) unprotected sex with a woman with aids
A, I would rather jerk off a dude than die. It would be vile and probably traumatic but AIDS sounds even shittier.
3 a) never shower again
b) never brush your teeth again
B, my hair gets greasy and I can't stand going long without showering.
4 a) never have children
b) have triplets
B, I would actually love to have triplets one day. They would form a helluva rotation.
5 a) fall out of the boat next to a great white
b) have a black mamba blocking the only exit
B, I've killed snakes before and I'll kill them again.
b) never read the rant again
B, I like the booze. I can live without trolls.
2 a) give a handy to michael sam
b) unprotected sex with a woman with aids
A, I would rather jerk off a dude than die. It would be vile and probably traumatic but AIDS sounds even shittier.
3 a) never shower again
b) never brush your teeth again
B, my hair gets greasy and I can't stand going long without showering.
4 a) never have children
b) have triplets
B, I would actually love to have triplets one day. They would form a helluva rotation.
5 a) fall out of the boat next to a great white
b) have a black mamba blocking the only exit
B, I've killed snakes before and I'll kill them again.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 7:45 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Ole Miss future rotation Walls Jr/Walls III/Walls IV
Posted on 3/31/15 at 7:57 pm to DocHoliday11
1: B
2: A (Me and my semen drenched hand will outlive you by 40 years, thank you)
3: B (Just use mouthwash to keep the breath under control)
4: B
5: B
2: A (Me and my semen drenched hand will outlive you by 40 years, thank you)
3: B (Just use mouthwash to keep the breath under control)
4: B
5: B
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:34 pm to DocHoliday11
1. B easily
2. A. Don't want to die, and just wear a glove (
)
3.b. I don't want to lose my teeth though.
4. B. I like kids
5.b. it might not even me awake when i pass it.
2. A. Don't want to die, and just wear a glove (
) 3.b. I don't want to lose my teeth though.
4. B. I like kids
5.b. it might not even me awake when i pass it.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:36 pm to DocHoliday11
A Don't drink now
A Aids
A I will take a bath and I like clean breath
B
B I at least have some chance on dry ground against a fast arse snake, but I have no chance with a shark and even if the shark doesn't kill me what's to say the boat is coming back for me.
A Aids
A I will take a bath and I like clean breath
B
B I at least have some chance on dry ground against a fast arse snake, but I have no chance with a shark and even if the shark doesn't kill me what's to say the boat is coming back for me.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 10:21 pm to DocHoliday11
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 10:25 pm to DocHoliday11
quote:
1 a) never drink again
b) never read the rant again
Never had an alcoholic beverage in my life, so I'll go with A.
quote:
2 a) give a handy to michael sam
b) unprotected sex with a woman with aids
Certain, terrible death or gay?
Gonna be brave and go with A.
quote:
3 a) never shower again
b) never brush your teeth again
Could always take a bath instead. A.
quote:
4 a) never have children
b) have triplets
A.
quote:
5 a) fall out of the boat next to a great white
b) have a black mamba blocking the only exit
B.
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