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Mario Kart Go...coming to a street near you
Posted on 7/18/16 at 2:45 pm
Posted on 7/18/16 at 2:45 pm
https://newsthump.com/2016/07/15/release-of-mario-kart-go-for-satnav-hopefully-wont-cause-too-many-fatalities/
Buckle up, bitches...I'm the king of this shite. I don't know shite about Pokemon, but I grew up in racin' country.
Buckle up, bitches...I'm the king of this shite. I don't know shite about Pokemon, but I grew up in racin' country.
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Mario Kart Go! for Satnav devices is expected to cause ‘minimal casualties’ when used on the open road, according to manufacturers after the launch today.
The exciting augmented reality game will allow drivers to liven up long journeys by swerving wildly across the road to pick up powerups which may then be ‘fired’ at other road users.
Other special abilities include double points for aggressive acceleration when drivers collect a Bullet Bill, and drivers are warned that nudging other road users off remains illegal whilst also activating a bonus multiplier.
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Posted on 7/18/16 at 2:47 pm to CockInYourEar
Fake?
Posted on 7/18/16 at 2:50 pm to Gradual_Stroke
Bruh do you have to ask 
Posted on 7/18/16 at 2:55 pm to CNB
Would be incredible. Would crash my car. Would still be happy about it.
Posted on 7/18/16 at 3:13 pm to CockInYourEar
I would dominate this game.
Posted on 7/18/16 at 5:08 pm to CockInYourEar
I'm gonna peeled banana the frick out of your cars after I hit that power up.
Posted on 7/18/16 at 5:23 pm to LuckyInKentucky
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Would be incredible. Would crash my car. Would still be happy about it.
Ditto.
Mario Kart for the goddamn WIN.
Posted on 7/18/16 at 5:38 pm to CockInYourEar
That would get me killed on my motorcycle
Posted on 7/18/16 at 8:41 pm to CockInYourEar
I swear to God if one of you assholes gets a blue shell
Posted on 7/18/16 at 8:46 pm to CockInYourEar
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Buckle up, bitches...I'm the king of this shite.
You say that, but I bet your arse still gets pwned by Peach like everyone else.
Posted on 7/18/16 at 9:19 pm to dawgfan24348
You don't have the bollocks
Posted on 7/18/16 at 9:50 pm to CockInYourEar
Not exactly this but it's a thing in Japan. Dress up and ride in go karts around the streets of Tokyo.
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This post was edited on 7/18/16 at 9:58 pm
Posted on 7/19/16 at 10:10 am to CockInYourEar
I shat on the Pokémon Go because that is lame as frick, but I could get down with this.
Posted on 7/25/16 at 2:07 am to TigerTalker16
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game powerups are activated by throwing banana skins out of the passenger-side window to cause cars behind you to skid off the road, we obviously don’t actually endorse that sort of thing in reality.
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