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Killz Thread: What's the weirdest hypothetical way for the end of all humanity?

Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:12 am
Posted by pivey14
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:12 am
My would have to be for all plants to evolve in defense mechanisms, such as poison, thorns, and etc. so that animals and humans could not eat them, thus ending all forms of a food chain.

Or

All plants becoming unable to perform photosynthesis.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:15 am to
If anyone figures out how to weaponize rabies it will be the end of human civilization on this planet.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:15 am to
Gays
Posted by pivey14
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:16 am to
Solid
Posted by pivey14
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:17 am to
quote:

Rebelgator



Don't be so hard on yourself.
Posted by wstorie44
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:19 am to
Did you watchn I am legend recently.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:19 am to
Lolwut?


You said weirdest.


With the way the pro gay people are going soon everyone will be gay and nobody will reproduce.



No I'm not serious.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:20 am to
It could happen. The problem with rabies is that by the time you start showing symptoms, it's already too late. If you contract rabies and don't get treated within a few days, it is 100% fatal.

Even worse, in the latter stages it causes insanity. So if someone set off a rabies chemical weapon and didn't tell anyone what it was, everyone would first go insane and then die. It could potentially end all human life on earth.
Posted by pivey14
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:21 am to
I was trying to inadvertently call you gay
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:21 am to
Well that's pretty gay.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:37 am to
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If anyone figures out how to weaponize rabies it will be the end of human civilization on this planet.


The Cadillac of biological warfare is ebola hemorrhagic fever.

Three days of this:





Until eventually your organs more or less liquefy and you drown in a pool of your own blood and inflammatory fluid.
Posted by Eric Cartman
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 2:17 am to
LINK

Worldwide Twerk-fest
Posted by 3nOut
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 7:01 am to
First off I've seen that scenario play out in a very bad m night shamalakaimadeafewgoodmoviesthenwentoffthedeepend movie.

It wasn't weird just depressing.

And the correct answer is a weaponized gaymaker drug. The gays make everybody else gay so that we accept them and then babies stop being made.
Posted by InVolNerable
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 7:05 am to
God deletes System32 by accident.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 7:09 am to
A female case zero gets mutation disease where she has this giant mouth with huge teeth in her vagina, but it looks normal from the outside so she bangs some dude and his dick gets eaten off and then he kills himself.

Said girl starts giving this disease to other girls and pretty soon tons and tons of guys get their dicks eaten off. Even the ones who don't kill themselves can't make babies anymore.

Plus what do you think is going to happen to a baby that tries to get pooped out of a teeth vagina. C section would likely work, but pretty soon all there is gonna be is teeth vaginas and dickless dudes running around and eventually we just die out.
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 7:11 am
Posted by InVolNerable
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 7:16 am to
quote:

A female case zero gets mutation disease where she has this giant mouth with huge teeth in her vagina, but it looks normal from the outside so she bangs some dude and his dick gets eaten off and then he kills himself.

Said girl starts giving this disease to other girls and pretty soon tons and tons of guys get their dicks eaten off. Even the ones who don't kill themselves can't make babies anymore.

Plus what do you think is going to happen to a baby that tries to get pooped out of a teeth vagina. C section would likely work, but pretty soon all there is gonna be is teeth vaginas and dickless dudes running around and eventually we just die out.


Teeth
Posted by LSU1NSEC
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 7:44 am to
rogue black hole passes near our solar system - would make all science fiction movies look lame
Posted by Pavoloco83
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:27 am to
Ebola is hard to weaponize. thats been tried. the virus doesnt work well as an airborne pathogen I have read.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:30 am to
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If anyone figures out how to weaponize rabies it will be the end of human civilization on this planet.

It would be pretty easy to start vaccinating for rabies though.
Posted by Kentucker
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:30 pm to
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It would be pretty easy to start vaccinating for rabies though.


Actually, it's much more difficult to produce and administer the rabies vaccine than for, say, influenza. One shot is good for the flu but rabies requires 5 shots for post exposure and 3 for pre. Cost differences are extreme, too. Pre rabies shots run up to $1,000 and post up to $7,000.

Weaponized rabies could reduce the world's population by about half before it could be contained by vaccinations.
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