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re: I've noticed black people drive slow

Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:10 pm to
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:10 pm to
Good point about the motorcycles. They go flying around the freeways on those little rice rockets.

But other than that, the car stereotype holds up pretty well. Though none of the theories about slow driving explain why they sit at the intersection after the light turns green.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:11 pm to
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when I was in college and didn't have to work the next I went to the point of borderline death sometimes.

I was always the one who took care of my friends when this happened to them.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:14 pm to
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Black people drive fast on motorcycles.

Not too long ago I saw a black person planking while driving his crotch rocket at a high speed down I-40.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:16 pm to
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I was always the one who took care of my friends when this happened to them.


I was always mixing uppers and downers with alcohol. I did anything if I was drunk. I thought I was invisible. I had a wake up call when this girl spoke to me a couple of days after homecoming. She said she was worried about me, that she had a friend who had died recently. I didn't even remember talking to the girl, or that she was my roomie's date for homecoming.
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:17 pm to
You didn't lure Catfan in = unsuccessful racism thread.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:20 pm to
Damn diddy. I usually just stuck with alcohol in college. I tried ecstasy twice, and pot a handful of times, that's about it. And I've never been a cheap drunk, so I always outlasted my friends.
Posted by Govt Tide
Member since Nov 2009
9113 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:24 pm to
This isn't universal in my experience but it is it's practically a given that a cell phone is involved. Can't count how many times I've seen a car going 60 holding up traffic in the left lane of the interstate and when finally passing it's a sister (usually) or a brother with a cell phone glued to her or his ear.
This post was edited on 8/5/14 at 8:27 pm
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:26 pm to
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I tried ecstasy twice


We rolled one time on a church trip to play Qzar.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:30 pm to
I always had this goody goody persona. People were always shocked when they saw me out.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:30 pm to
Sinner.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:34 pm to
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I always had this goody goody persona. People were always shocked when they saw me out.

I was head of Standards for my sorority at one point, even though I was no angel. I just knew how to have a good time without making myself look bad.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:51 pm to
They don't tip well either. What's up with that?
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:56 pm to
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I tried ecstasy twice, and pot a handful of times


Posted by PepaSpray
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Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:04 pm to
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and they've notice you cant dance very well

however, I can if I want to.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:23 pm to
Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:47 pm to
racist thread
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:26 am to
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We'll get to the point of passing out from liquor and xanax then just force vomit, snort a line of coke, and keep going


Posted by iluvredboxx
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:26 am to
Cant believe this is not common knowledge..... I have heard "that they drive this way to be hit from behind". Hit from behind = SUE/FIX RIDE
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:39 am to
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I have heard "that they drive this way to be hit from behind". Hit from behind = SUE/FIX RIDE


Well, I will admit to one act of possible racism. When our youngest daughter was in HS, she and some friends were driving home from school, and like a teenage idiot, she rear ended a woman in a mercedes. Not hard, but enough to call the cops, get a report, exchange insurance, yada yada.

My kid calls me to come up there. I do. I get there and the woman she hit is black. She also over the course of several minutes starts loudly complaining about her neck as she is walking around. We say nothing. When the cops get there, the woman starts nearly wailing. Cops call ambulance. Ambulance guys check her out and offer to take her to the hospital. She declines.

Meanwhile, without being real obvious (I thought) I took several cell phone snaps of her walking around etc. along with damage to the cars for our records. She GETS PISSED. "just cause I am black dont mean Im gonna frick wit you!!!"

Mad black woman pissed. Demands I delete the pics etc, which I wouldnt do. Besides they were already photo streamed to my icloud account...

Anyway 5 days later sho enough... my insurance agent calls and says this lady has an attorney and has "ailments".

There was a small out of court settlement, insurance paid, but I know that woman wasnt hurt.
Posted by iluvredboxx
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2012
899 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:48 am to
What really gets me is when their spouse, who was not even in the accident sues as well, since the spouse who was in the accident can not perform in the bedroom.....So I have heard.
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