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re: It only took 6 years to activate my account.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 6:49 pm to CatFan81
Posted on 3/16/15 at 6:49 pm to CatFan81
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I didn't say that I find you attractive. I'll stick my big black cock into anything.
Ok get it real hard, put it in your car door, and slam it then. Then post the results to Instagram.
This post was edited on 3/16/15 at 6:50 pm
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Posted on 3/16/15 at 7:07 pm to ryanexsus
Dat Sig Doe
Posted on 3/16/15 at 7:07 pm to ryanexsus
I'm not Steve O, you dumb hawg.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 7:25 pm to CatFan81
If Ryan had said "Shut up, Catfan" this would've been the greatest thread of all time.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 7:26 pm to Stacked
Posted on 3/16/15 at 7:27 pm to Stacked
He doesn't know bout that yet.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 7:28 pm to ryanexsus
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I'm on Hogville as RyanLR
Outed yourself already.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 7:41 pm to ryanexsus
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Would you be willing to partake in my big black peen?
Ryan, truth in information act:
CatFan is purportedly female and said black peen probably takes C size batteries or more probably plugs into a wall socket. Just be advised.
Son, you are in the spiders lair here.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 8:35 pm to Pavoloco83
quote:
quote:
Would you be willing to partake in my big black peen?
Ryan, truth in information act:
CatFan is purportedly female and said black peen probably takes C size batteries or more probably plugs into a wall socket. Just be advised.
Son, you are in the spiders lair here.
Oh I'm fricking terrified.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 8:44 pm to Pavoloco83
quote:We all know there are no females on the internet.
Ryan, truth in information act:
CatFan is purportedly female and said black peen probably takes C size batteries or more probably plugs into a wall socket. Just be advised.
Son, you are in the spiders lair here.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 8:45 pm to ryanexsus
Well, my BBC is bigger than your little peen. DWI
Posted on 3/16/15 at 8:47 pm to CatFan81
Posted on 3/16/15 at 9:01 pm to CatFan81
Hello Ryan. My name is Sir Richard MacLeverage but I just go by Dick Leverage on here to be casual. If you need any overstock candy corn, spatulas or other kitchen utensils, manure, cassette tapes, bagged lime, never opened puzzles, carabiners, nylon rope or linoleum flooring talk to me first. I can probably match or beat any price out there. I am also a personal chef, chauffeur, concierge, consigliere, DJ, Party Clown, juggler and magician if you ever require those services.
I am also the founder of UGLO (unhappy girlfriend liberation organization) and we are always looking for new members. Our Arkansas chapter is pretty good. If you are good at playin them Burger King hos you might fit right in. Welcome!
I am also the founder of UGLO (unhappy girlfriend liberation organization) and we are always looking for new members. Our Arkansas chapter is pretty good. If you are good at playin them Burger King hos you might fit right in. Welcome!
This post was edited on 3/16/15 at 9:03 pm
Posted on 3/16/15 at 9:04 pm to Dick Leverage
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Hello Ryan. My name is Sir Richard MacLeverage but I just go by Dick Leverage on here to be casual. If you need any overstock candy corn, spatulas or other kitchen utensils, manure, cassette tapes, bagged lime, never opened puzzles, carabiners, nylon rope or linoleum flooring talk to me first. I can probably match or beat any price out there. I am also a personal chef, chauffeur, concierge, consigliere, DJ, Party Clown, juggler and magician if you ever require those services.
I am also the founder of UGLO (unhappy girlfriend liberation organization) and we are always looking for new members. Our Arkansas chapter is pretty good. If you are good at playin them Burger King hos you might fit right in. Welcome!
I've always wanted a magical party clown with some bagged lime. You never know when it might come in handy.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 9:05 pm to CatFan81
quote:Congratulations!
Well, my BBC is bigger than your little peen. DWI
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:50 pm to ryanexsus
If only this had happened on the OT..
This post was edited on 3/16/15 at 10:50 pm
Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:39 am to ryanexsus
I have to say, Ryan, you outed yourself as an alter on page 8 and 9.
Regardless, I still think you're alright.
Since you're okay in my book, nevermind about Pilot Catastrophe since I assume your life isn't as bad as you described earlier in the thread. Pilot Cat could've been an excellent career opportunity, but now that I know you're an alter I have to assume that you probably have decent career.
Anyhow, good luck trollin' the rant!
Regardless, I still think you're alright.
Since you're okay in my book, nevermind about Pilot Catastrophe since I assume your life isn't as bad as you described earlier in the thread. Pilot Cat could've been an excellent career opportunity, but now that I know you're an alter I have to assume that you probably have decent career.
Anyhow, good luck trollin' the rant!
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:16 am to mizzoukills
He wouldn't need a career if he'd just lose 150lbs and get into shape.
If you're skinny, you'll never need money to get your gut held up whilst getting a blowjob. Think about it.
If you're skinny, you'll never need money to get your gut held up whilst getting a blowjob. Think about it.
Posted on 3/17/15 at 10:48 am to CatFan81
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You never answered my god damned question. Would you be willing to partake in my big black peen?
You rock.
Posted on 5/3/15 at 10:49 pm to mizzoukills
Not an alter. Really couldn't activate the account. I've been lurking for a long time.
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