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re: It only took 6 years to activate my account.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:49 am to ryanexsus
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:49 am to ryanexsus
ryanexsus
I want you to give fricks rather than no fricks at all. I like you and would like to be your life coach if you're willing to make a change in your life.
First, I'll get you access to the Mizzou Board.
Second, I'll request your email and add you to my back channel email list where I offer advice, motivation, and humor to the fortunate members of my back channel.
Third, I'll make you an instant hit on the SEC Rant (which is incredibly fun if you go about it the "Killz Way") as well as turn you into a productive and motivated individual in real life.
I want you to give fricks, Ryan, because a zero fricks individual is not only scary to society...but also a thread to him/herself.
ETA: In the link below is a perfect opportunity that could make you a fortune. Simply familiarize yourself with the website and expectations and then contact that company for an interview.
You must be willing to travel at least 6-8 months of the year. However, you can retire early if movivated.
It could change your world.
Pilot Catastrophe
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Bro I give ZERO fricks.
I want you to give fricks rather than no fricks at all. I like you and would like to be your life coach if you're willing to make a change in your life.
First, I'll get you access to the Mizzou Board.
Second, I'll request your email and add you to my back channel email list where I offer advice, motivation, and humor to the fortunate members of my back channel.
Third, I'll make you an instant hit on the SEC Rant (which is incredibly fun if you go about it the "Killz Way") as well as turn you into a productive and motivated individual in real life.
I want you to give fricks, Ryan, because a zero fricks individual is not only scary to society...but also a thread to him/herself.
ETA: In the link below is a perfect opportunity that could make you a fortune. Simply familiarize yourself with the website and expectations and then contact that company for an interview.
You must be willing to travel at least 6-8 months of the year. However, you can retire early if movivated.
It could change your world.
Pilot Catastrophe
This post was edited on 3/16/15 at 11:02 am
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Posted on 3/16/15 at 11:09 am to mizzoukills
killz, do you work for Pilot?
Posted on 3/16/15 at 11:13 am to ryanexsus
If you want to change your life the SECRant is the right place
Posted on 3/16/15 at 11:27 am to Tyler9258
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killz, do you work for Pilot?
no comment
Posted on 3/16/15 at 11:36 am to mizzoukills
Killz you need to be banned again. 
Dont frick with a baw just because you can.
Dont frick with a baw just because you can.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 11:47 am to Pavoloco83
Pavoloco83
frick you. I'm not messing with Ryan. Do you even know what Pilot Cat is? Perhaps if you simply did a little research instead of resorting to uninformed anger you'd realize that I may have just changed Ryan's life.
Or you can just keep acting like a fool.
Either way, I'm going to remain here and continue to be my incredibly interesting self.
frick you. I'm not messing with Ryan. Do you even know what Pilot Cat is? Perhaps if you simply did a little research instead of resorting to uninformed anger you'd realize that I may have just changed Ryan's life.
Or you can just keep acting like a fool.
Either way, I'm going to remain here and continue to be my incredibly interesting self.
This post was edited on 3/16/15 at 11:52 am
Posted on 3/16/15 at 11:49 am to ryanexsus
Gottfried was the coach when you first tried lol
Posted on 3/16/15 at 11:50 am to mizzoukills
Posted on 3/16/15 at 11:55 am to Pavoloco83
honestly you should be banned for using an incredibly overused meme instead of an original thought translated into the written word.
I truly believe that people who are unoriginal should be permabanned because they offer nothing and take everything...a microcosm of America in 2015.
I truly believe that people who are unoriginal should be permabanned because they offer nothing and take everything...a microcosm of America in 2015.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 12:02 pm to mizzoukills
Shut up Killz. You're gonna frick that ryan kid up and you know it. You knut case. 
Posted on 3/16/15 at 12:03 pm to Pavoloco83
two words: Pilot Cat
Research and get back to me...
Research and get back to me...
Posted on 3/16/15 at 12:03 pm to mizzoukills
Small world (if you do) my mom works for pilot in Mobile. She loves working there.
my mom works for pilot in Mobile. She loves working there. 
Posted on 3/16/15 at 12:08 pm to ryanexsus
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I'm prepared to provide any information necessary to prove that I'm truly a first time poster. I can link to my facebook, twitter, other message boards etc. I think what happened is when I registered six years ago, the site needed me to click on a confirmation email that I didn't know/understand about. When I went to my Gmail and typed in SECRANT the confirmation email came up from six years ago. I've been lurking on the site ever since. I don't know why I'm being accused of being an "alter", a term I had to look up on Urban Dictionary to know what the frick you were talking about. I didn't know that the second I posted I would be treated like shite.
You'll only dig yourself a hole if you go that route. This is tRant so the first assumption we make about new posters is that they're alters (a lot of posters use them). If you're legit then don't worry about all the hazing going on in this thread.
tRant, as you know, can be pretty rough on n00bs but it's all in good fun. Nothing said here is worth getting your feelings hurt over because really it's just a bunch of guys and gals dicking around talking sports with their free time.
At any rate, welcome aboard ryanexsus!
Posted on 3/16/15 at 12:13 pm to Tyler9258
Tyler9258
So, Tyler, since Provolone is calling me out by claiming that I'm messing with Ryan, am I wrong in my assessment that that a catastrophe insurance adjuster with Pilot Cat can do extremely well if he/she commits to 6 - 8 months of traveling?
For example, I know a Pilot Cat adjuster who made over $250,000 just off of Hurricane Katrina. In fact, that "person" is still making money off Katrina to this day.
Ryan can apply and with a little luck, motivation, and persistence there is no reason he couldn't change his life within a couple of years.
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Small world (if you do) my mom works for pilot in Mobile. She loves working there.
So, Tyler, since Provolone is calling me out by claiming that I'm messing with Ryan, am I wrong in my assessment that that a catastrophe insurance adjuster with Pilot Cat can do extremely well if he/she commits to 6 - 8 months of traveling?
For example, I know a Pilot Cat adjuster who made over $250,000 just off of Hurricane Katrina. In fact, that "person" is still making money off Katrina to this day.
Ryan can apply and with a little luck, motivation, and persistence there is no reason he couldn't change his life within a couple of years.
This post was edited on 3/16/15 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 3/16/15 at 12:16 pm to mizzoukills
Killz, Im just fricking with you...
Jesus. Go for a v-steam.
Jesus. Go for a v-steam.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 12:17 pm to Pavoloco83
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Killz, Im just fricking with you... Jesus. Go for a v-steam.
I will literally tear off your head, arms, and legs and then confess to your dismemberment in the restroom while talking to myself in two different personalities...bruh.
This post was edited on 3/16/15 at 12:31 pm
Posted on 3/16/15 at 12:17 pm to mizzoukills
Yeah man. My mom got the job after Katrina and her life has gotten so much better over that time... She makes really good money.. She works a lot but its worth it.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 12:18 pm to mizzoukills
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I will literally tear off your head, arms, and legs and then confess in the restroom while talking to myself in two different personalities...bruh.
Now that, motherfricker, I believe.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 12:19 pm to Tyler9258
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Yeah man. My mom got the job after Katrina and her life has gotten so much better over that time... She makes really good money.. She works a lot but its worth it.
Husband and wife teams will quickly retire millionaires. Wife schedules and manages appointments and business affairs, husband meets clients to offer insurance adjustment.
Easily could be millionaires within 10 years.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 12:21 pm to mizzoukills
I'm just trying to get that Curtis pilot money 
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