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IM watching 5 boys alone at a slumber party

Posted on 1/9/15 at 7:50 pm
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28822 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 7:50 pm
Frick this crap.

I have them sedated on pizza and HTTYD2 currently and its seems to be working but holy crap....

I want to take the time to thank the board for a solid week. Women's fashion, race, music, smelly Muslims, Catfan's Muslim friends, Etc.

Way to come back from the break solid team.
This post was edited on 1/9/15 at 7:54 pm
Posted by five_fivesix
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Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 7:53 pm to
So many Sandusky jokes.....must......fight......urge....


Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:09 pm to
Prayers sent. I love that movie though.
Posted by Kodar
Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

IM watching 5 boys alone at a slumber party


Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:23 pm to
Everybody knows you really can't train dragons.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5112 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:54 pm to
So that's what you're into, sicko
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111498 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:54 pm to
Errrrrr

Nm. Not an Eddie thread.

We good.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27185 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

IM watching 5 boys alone at a slumber party


Is Gcockboi involved in this slumber party?
Posted by guschamp84
St Marks Florida
Member since Dec 2014
718 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:59 pm to
I had our two boys 4 and 6 last night watching Jurassic Park for the first time with me. fricking hilarious. between being scared, they saw this scene and died laughing so hard I had to rewind it (many) times.



That is one big pile of shite...
Posted by Stonehog
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:00 pm to
I'm watching Diners, Drive-ins & Dives with my dog in my living room. Just built a fire to keep it cozy.

If you're watching 5 boys, give them some fireworks and tell them to go outside. Then you have the house to yourself.
Posted by guschamp84
St Marks Florida
Member since Dec 2014
718 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:06 pm to
If I had 5 kids over and was left with the tykes, it would be jello shots then good night.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:09 pm to
Did you know you can make Jello with sprite? It's more fun than water.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28822 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:13 pm to
quote:

If I had 5 kids over and was left with the tykes, it would be jello shots then good night.


My wife left to have drinks with friends and left me with no booze.

Interestingly, the reason she's having drinks is that one of their coworkers suddenly quit this week. Sweet grandmotherly lady and her grandson is in my wife's class.

Turns out she embezzled 100k at her previous job and finally went to jail for it and gave a "hey I won't be there this week for personal reasons" letter. Apparently the previous boss didn't do a background check.

SHTF when parents found out.
This post was edited on 1/9/15 at 10:14 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:14 pm to
quote:

Catfan's Muslim friends


Story pls.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:20 pm to
Pedophilia is the one topic I don't touch little boys
Posted by miz_zombie
Member since Dec 2014
391 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:24 pm to
quote:


I have them sedated on pizza and HTTYD2


Modern parenting.

Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111498 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:46 pm to
It has got to be fricking tiring to be so much better than every single other person.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:51 pm to
Listening to music.

Interpol for tonight.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98919 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:53 pm to
quote:

Frick this crap.


It could be worse. It could be girls.

I pray everyday that when I have kids that I have boys.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111498 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:58 pm to
I have girls. They're awesome. Can't imagine it any other way. YMMV
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