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re: IM Loving That Everyone Talks About Me This Time Of Year

Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:11 am to
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:11 am to
Went out and got free drinks all night. 3 bars, 2 numbers. Only problem is that Ive already forgotten what their names were

ETA. The free drinks thing is what Im most pumped about. I love my friends.
This post was edited on 3/22/13 at 1:12 am
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:12 am to


I'm a card carrying member of the 7%.

I will now blame everything on Obama.

Including people putting toilet paper rolls upside down in the bathrooms of the squadron building today.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:12 am to
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3 bars, 2 numbers. Only problem is that Ive already forgotten what their names were


You don't need names to spit mad game
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21213 posts
Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:14 am to
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You don't need names to spit mad game



Thing is, I dont spit mad game. I have a really hard approaching women but if there is already a connection like they are friends with one of my friends then I can talk em up.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:15 am to
I have been told, however, that my Southern drawl has quite the effect on some ladies.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:17 am to
A southern drawl is gross.

I has a beer meow though.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:18 am to
quote:

Thing is, I dont spit mad game. I have a really hard time approaching women


Idk why, but sometimes that's literally the maddest game you can spit

And I don't have a drawl or any discernable accent, but my Texan charm gets 'em every time
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:19 am to
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A southern drawl is gross.




If you like comedy watch this. My grandfather talked just like Jerry Clower
This post was edited on 3/22/13 at 1:21 am
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:19 am to
quote:

Only problem is that Ive already forgotten what their names wer


strike while the iron is hot my man
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:21 am to
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My boyfriend is from south GA and has no accent really.

A thick southern drawl makes me want to bang my head against a wall.

Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:21 am to
quote:

IM loving the fact that I've had 3 secret menu items this week and haven't had to tell them how to make the sombitches.


quote:

Quesadillo at Chipotle


Can you please inform me where a Chipotle is within 100 miles of Athens, Alabama? I noticed earlier in another thread you said you were from Athens. I think you're full of shite about the whole Chipotle thing because I'm pretty sure there are none around that area. Please correct me if I'm wrong. TIA
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21213 posts
Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:22 am to
I just can't approach random women. I feel like I always say the wrong thing. But I always have one hell of a wingman
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:24 am to
quote:

I always have one hell of a wingman


Roofies?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:25 am to
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I just can't approach random women. I feel like I always say the wrong thing.


Man, Imma sound like a playa and I'm really not and never was, but all you gotta do is get 'em talking about themselves, regardless of setting. Worked about 95% of the time for me (idk how much the race factor played into that, though--I rarely hit on black women)
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21213 posts
Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:25 am to
Nah bruh. Floories.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:25 am to
quote:

where a Chipotle is within 100 miles of Athens, Alabama?


There's one in Huntsville on University.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21213 posts
Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:27 am to
Well thats pretty much what I did tonight to get those numbers. One girl talked my ear off but I thought she was funny and pretty cute. Also both were NOT yuppies. My ex was a yuppie Pennsylvania girl. DO NOT WANT.
This post was edited on 3/22/13 at 1:28 am
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:29 am to
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Well thats pretty much what I did tonight to get those numbers.


Simple, yet effective

quote:

My ex was a yuppie Pennsylvania girl. DO NOT WANT.


Forget that mess.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:30 am to
quote:

My ex was a yuppie Pennsylvania girl. DO NOT WANT.


What does that even mean?
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 3/22/13 at 1:32 am to
philosophy can eat a bag of dicks and DIAF
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