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Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:58 pm to
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:58 pm to
it was pretty easy because the dude was a major drop off. I still make fun of the girl for it

Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21231 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:00 am to
I dont do facebook.
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:01 am to
fricking girls man
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21231 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:02 am to
quote:

fricking girls man


Girls... cant live with them and they cant pee standing up.
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
Member since Jan 2009
25607 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:03 am to
Rube
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21231 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:07 am to
One of my all time favorite movies. caught it on the other day.
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
Member since Jan 2009
25607 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:10 am to
We had it on VHS back in the day. And we had a TV/VCR in our old arse van. I watched that movie SO many times.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21231 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:12 am to
I had it DVR'd at my apt in ttown last spring. I watched it probably 10+ times. The scene with the Chinese dude telling Pedro he had no marbles cracks me up everytime.
Posted by BuccWildBammer
AL
Member since Nov 2011
23334 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:22 am to
Ok well pre-story: I'm sick as frick today especially before Doc, highish fever, runny red nose from blowing I'm sure I was puffy faced too lol I mean not even B, hell not even C-level form...I'm SICK LOL anyway I took a couple calls while I was sitting in the lobby at Doc and the assistant nurse I had never seen before (regular Doc I go to) was helping at front desk since they were short handed and after a couple calls she was looking almost as if she was sorta listening and after telling Wifey to calm down about going shopping since I was off I approached the desk

Story:

I asked how much longer it would be because my Wife wanted to go shopping etc and I didn't want her mad at me because I was having to wait an ungodly amount of time, her reply was "Aaww how sweet, let me see if I can get you back there quickly" I looked at the other regular receptionist and just shrugged and she kinda smirked and laughed

She walks back like 2 more minutes and walks me to the room (at this point I was like well I guess I should've asked 30 min ago lol) and she thanked me said Doc needed her help and she wouldn't have known if I hadn't asked. I didn't reply...SICK remember lol

Anyway Doc finally comes in and is a VERY quick diagnosis he knows and I know why I am here, for magical shots to speed this shite up and some damn medicine to NOT make me feel like shite. So tells me 2 shots and writes scripts

So then the same nurse comes back in with the shots and scripts and SHE is gonna give me these right above my arse thinking WTF at this point lol, so she sticks me I don't flinch and she was all like mesmerized that I didn't flinch and like made a big deal about it even said the needles sucked and pinched etc and I told her "Honey I have endured much worse physical pain been shot etc, that was very tame" and she just laughed

So then she tells me something I've never heard at this office (been going a couple yrs) to stay 15 min to make sure the shots don't have adverse effects or I'm allergic or something, so I agreed and sat there for about 5 min in the lobby and she came out in street clothes and asked me to walk outside, went outside told me that was BS about waiting and she thought I was sweet and she wanted my number WTF?? I just laughed and said I'm sorry I gotta get home to my Wife lol

Told her I was SICK also and it wasn't even my B form she said "I see sick people all the time and you stood out, your wife is a lucky lady" I said "I'll be sure to tell her"

No...no I won't

She was a solid 7, body was 9 yep though my god...where were these damn chicks when I was in HS lol
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
Member since Jan 2009
25607 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:24 am to
I was hoping one of the shots was a roofie and you just woke up.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:25 am to
She wanted the D
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21231 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:27 am to
Damn thats crazy
Posted by BuccWildBammer
AL
Member since Nov 2011
23334 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:29 am to
Nope 2 shots in the arse or right above on hips

This chick saw my arse and me sick and still wanted the D

I picked the wrong profession...I coulda pimped the frick outta some grade A prime tricks in Nevada apparently

Ah well
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21231 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:32 am to
Redhead.. get to work. I'm dont know how much longer I'll be conscience just took another dose of meds.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:34 am to
big pimping bro
Posted by BuccWildBammer
AL
Member since Nov 2011
23334 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:38 am to
Ok I'm trying to set up and "meet and greet" our schedules don't run together well
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21231 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:40 am to
I'm free every weekend now and I'm usually off work about 8pm, 9 at the latest.

ETA. Might be going hunting this weekend I'll know tomorrow if its going down
This post was edited on 12/19/13 at 12:43 am
Posted by BuccWildBammer
AL
Member since Nov 2011
23334 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 1:08 am to
If you're still awake if I start a RA thread on BigEdLSU on the Help Board for his avi would you support? He put the fricking girl from the murder over the IB as his avi

What a POS
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145311 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 1:17 am to
The video of Mr clutch on the MSB is so
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145311 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 1:17 am to
Wow that's fricked up
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