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re: IM just a little fish in a big pond
Posted on 12/18/13 at 10:45 pm to heartbreakTiger
Posted on 12/18/13 at 10:45 pm to heartbreakTiger
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Posted on 12/18/13 at 10:46 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Damn I'm about to switch carriers and need a new phone and dont know what to get. Ive had an iPhone for the past few years and I like it but one of my friends made the switch to Galaxy and liked it for a month and got another iPhone.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 10:47 pm to TbirdSpur2010
my stats teacher would say BBC every class
Posted on 12/18/13 at 10:50 pm to heartbreakTiger
We ain't even going inside...we MAKING IT RAIN 
Seriously
Jordan Swing (the white well.....swing man
) bangs a bit but is lights out shooter draws guys inside then next trip down is chucking up a shot behind a high screen
Rucker is a short SF that bangs A LOT (leads the team in rebounding)
Seriously
Jordan Swing (the white well.....swing man
) bangs a bit but is lights out shooter draws guys inside then next trip down is chucking up a shot behind a high screen Rucker is a short SF that bangs A LOT (leads the team in rebounding)
Posted on 12/18/13 at 10:51 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Quick, somebody give me a good funny pick up line for Tinder.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 10:52 pm to BowlJackson
Got Kids?........Want some?
Posted on 12/18/13 at 10:52 pm to mwlewis
Yeah kbar was a little disenchanted with her iPhone and went to the store planning to get another iPhone but started playing with the galaxy products and was hooked.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 10:52 pm to BowlJackson
I want you to sit on my face so I can eat my way to your heart.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 10:54 pm to Rig
Any bama people go to the new indian casino today?
Posted on 12/18/13 at 10:56 pm to mwlewis
quote:
I want you to sit on my face so I can eat my way to your heart.
I'm using that.
I've been overusing "Hey girl, if you were a booger then I'd pick you first."
This post was edited on 12/18/13 at 10:58 pm
Posted on 12/18/13 at 10:57 pm to BowlJackson
I've got a bunch let me know if you need more
Posted on 12/18/13 at 10:59 pm to mwlewis
Bro, give me everything you got. The stupider and more random the better.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:00 pm to BowlJackson
I want to feel your belly button... from the inside.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:02 pm to mwlewis
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your arse?
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your arse?
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
This post was edited on 12/18/13 at 11:03 pm
Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:06 pm to mwlewis
Definitely adding some of those to my rotation.
Usually I just go with completely random animal facts or stupid corny jokes.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:06 pm to mwlewis
Back home at my house in Tennessee.
My parents have put dimmers on the light switches in pretty much every major room. They decide to keep the lights so damn low you can barely see.
I'm making my way to get a late night snack from a full fridge (I'm not used to that) and I can barely see and sttub my toe. I turn the lights up, but I can guarantee they will be back down next time I go by. It's a war.
Luckily, my baller sandwich alleviated my pain.
My parents have put dimmers on the light switches in pretty much every major room. They decide to keep the lights so damn low you can barely see.
I'm making my way to get a late night snack from a full fridge (I'm not used to that) and I can barely see and sttub my toe. I turn the lights up, but I can guarantee they will be back down next time I go by. It's a war.
Luckily, my baller sandwich alleviated my pain.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:08 pm to bamafan425
I'm shamelessly nom'ing my way thru a box of hot and spicy cheez its.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:09 pm to BowlJackson
I heard about tinder but I can't get it because I deactivated my facebook. Honestly, best decision I've ever made.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:11 pm to bamafan425
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and I can barely see and sttub my toe
That's another Tinder pick up line.
"Girl, you remind me of my pinky toe. When I get drunk I'm going to bang you on the coffee table."
Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:12 pm to blzr
Mother-in-law did, she loves that shite does Bingo and all that
She likes it said it was nice
She likes it said it was nice
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