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re: If you could be guaranteed an 80 year lifespan, would you take it?
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:42 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:42 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:44 pm to Roger Klarvin
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My grandfather turns 90 in two weeks, still plays golf several times a month and uses an elliptical every morning. He had a bout of congestive heart failure a couple years ago but is very stable now.
Yeah, his grandfather... her husband, died in November at 90. Cancer was caught too late, but he was playing golf up until four months before that... and quite well too. Better than my boyfriend anyway. They lived on the golf course so he played all the time.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:45 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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I wouldn't frick Catfan with Catfan's dick
I wouldn't frick you with my dick either. I wouldn't even frick you up the arse with a hose hooked up to a box of Franzia. That would be a terrible waste of some already bad Franzia.
This post was edited on 1/19/15 at 10:46 pm
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:57 pm to Roger Klarvin
I plan on living forever, but I'm leaving that up to science right now.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 11:01 pm to MagillaGuerilla
Don't choke
Posted on 1/20/15 at 6:34 am to Roger Klarvin
No. Could you imagine turning 79? It would be like living as a fugitive.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 8:05 am to Roger Klarvin
Hell, no. I'll be completely ravaged long before then; at 80, I'll be in some state-run institution for Alzheimer's patients. No thanks. If there's any time to take control of one's life it's at the end of one's life--and I plan to go out at MY chosen time on MY chosen terms.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 11:02 am to Roger Klarvin
I would have some strange fun. I'd run every red light and stop sign, jump from tall buildings, shoot at cops with a finger gun, jump into a volcano, and slap a bunch of line beards in the face in Louisville.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 11:48 am to KSGamecock
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2. Life after 80 usually sucks anyhow.
my 101 year old grandmother has fricking phenomenal life.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 12:23 pm to Roger Klarvin
Yes. frick cancer and car accidents.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 1:20 pm to Roger Klarvin
80 and out! You bet! I could smoke again, and pretty much live the life I wanted knowing when I'd cash in my chips. That's a very easy call - after a certain age, you're really just an inconvenience on the young anyway.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 1:22 pm to Roger Klarvin
gamble. I would hate knowing when i would die
Posted on 1/20/15 at 1:37 pm to Roger Klarvin
Hell yes, especially after you clarified that we would be guaranteed good health until death at 80.
Watch one person die of Alzheimer's and you'll change your mind about gambling in this scenario... shite is terrifying.
Watch one person die of Alzheimer's and you'll change your mind about gambling in this scenario... shite is terrifying.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 1:40 pm to blacknblu
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80 and out! You bet! I could smoke again, and pretty much live the life I wanted knowing when I'd cash in my chips. That's a very easy call - after a certain age, you're really just an inconvenience on the young anyway.
exactly
Posted on 1/20/15 at 2:21 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 1/20/15 at 2:25 pm to Roger Klarvin
I could cause some seriously delicious havoc and chaos in 80 years.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 8:02 pm to Roger Klarvin
hell yes
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:57 am to Roger Klarvin
id take it...not much to do past 80 anyways
Posted on 1/21/15 at 2:52 pm to Jma313
quote:All day long. My last year would be spent on the boat with a duffelbag full of stogies.
id take it
and some 20 yr old hoes
Posted on 1/21/15 at 3:14 pm to SCwTiger
Nah. Part of the enjoyment of life is never knowing how long you have or how it will end. It's not how long you have, but how you spend those days.
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