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re: I want one....
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:50 am to SavageOrangeJug
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:50 am to SavageOrangeJug
Do you have any idea how many people get killed on the SLOW ones each year?
No thanks
No thanks
Posted on 1/15/15 at 7:01 am to guschamp84
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Jet Skis are not that easy to ride if you havent done it before or regularly. You can get seriously injured on those things, including getting water blown up your arse or other openings (ladies) in very dangerous embolism related ways. (this is if you fall off at speed).
Thanks, dad. Tell mom I'll be down at the pier.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 7:03 am to guschamp84
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Jet Skis are not that easy to ride if you havent done it before or regularly. You can get seriously injured on those things, including getting water blown up your arse or other openings (ladies) in very dangerous embolism related ways. (this is if you fall off at speed).
I've never had water blown up my arse. That is a new one. I have danced, rolled, tumbled, flipped, and skipped like a rock across the water.
People say the water is like concrete when you come of at 60 mph+. I found that isn't true. The water is no harder than your average hardwood floor.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:28 am to SavageOrangeJug
I've seen some riders submarine their jet skis. That thing could probably touch the bottom.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:29 pm to PrivatePublic
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Got damn, and he was probably holding back because of how little room there was.
Ya think?
Wonder what top end is for one of those ... it's obviously not stock.
Here's the rest of the story - naturally it is German engineered and puts-out over 500 HP.
You can buy one if you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tic1HSKGiJo
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:34 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Thanks, dad. Tell mom I'll be down at the pier.
Good stay down there awhile. Will be having secks with your mom.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 4:00 pm to ReauxlTide222
Honestly, I wasn't that impressed by it
Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:18 pm to scrooster
I'll bet it cost an arm and a leg.
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