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Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:50 am to
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:50 am to
Do you have any idea how many people get killed on the SLOW ones each year?


No thanks
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27218 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 7:01 am to
quote:

Jet Skis are not that easy to ride if you havent done it before or regularly. You can get seriously injured on those things, including getting water blown up your arse or other openings (ladies) in very dangerous embolism related ways. (this is if you fall off at speed).


Thanks, dad. Tell mom I'll be down at the pier.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 7:03 am to
quote:

Jet Skis are not that easy to ride if you havent done it before or regularly. You can get seriously injured on those things, including getting water blown up your arse or other openings (ladies) in very dangerous embolism related ways. (this is if you fall off at speed).


I've never had water blown up my arse. That is a new one. I have danced, rolled, tumbled, flipped, and skipped like a rock across the water.

People say the water is like concrete when you come of at 60 mph+. I found that isn't true. The water is no harder than your average hardwood floor.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:28 am to
I've seen some riders submarine their jet skis. That thing could probably touch the bottom.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37605 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:29 pm to
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Got damn, and he was probably holding back because of how little room there was.


Ya think?

Wonder what top end is for one of those ... it's obviously not stock.

Here's the rest of the story - naturally it is German engineered and puts-out over 500 HP.

You can buy one if you want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tic1HSKGiJo
Posted by guschamp84
St Marks Florida
Member since Dec 2014
718 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:34 pm to
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Thanks, dad. Tell mom I'll be down at the pier.


Good stay down there awhile. Will be having secks with your mom.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58196 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 4:00 pm to
Honestly, I wasn't that impressed by it
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 1/15/15 at 5:38 pm to
Sweet. The BatSki
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:18 pm to
I'll bet it cost an arm and a leg.
Posted by taylormade
Tumbleton
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 8:19 am to
wow
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