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Posted on 8/25/15 at 8:10 pm
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 8:10 pm
I got a real haircut today, not a buzz like I usually do, but a two fade, and I look like fricking Captain America. Some gal at the grocery store called me "sweetheart", my tire had a nail in it got it fixed for free, I mean.

Everytime I walk by a mirror, I'm like, hey good lookin'.

It's intense today. I should have tipped her more than I did.

#FeelinOnFleek
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 8:14 pm to
What are haircuts?
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10379 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 8:14 pm to
When you start the day as fricked up and hopeless as you, I can see where the slightest thing will get you going.

Congratulations on your fricking haircut, you douche.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 8:16 pm to
God only made a few perfect heads, the rest he covered with hair.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6757 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

my tire had a nail in it got it fixed for free

You don't have a tire patch kit in the vehicle? 5 minutes and an air up at the gas station and you are on your way.

New haircut can make a big difference though, been about 4-5 months for me.
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33330 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 8:28 pm to
quote:

I got a real haircut today, not a buzz like I usually do


So, you're fat. Thought so.
Posted by WhitewaterDawg
Tennessee
Member since Aug 2011
7233 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 8:30 pm to
Black
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30166 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 8:52 pm to
Is a color
Posted by WhitewaterDawg
Tennessee
Member since Aug 2011
7233 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 8:53 pm to
Fade to black.

Fleek and sheet.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:16 pm to
Sweetheart = friend zone
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:33 pm to
Dear SECROT,

This went exactly as I thought it would. That's why I love yinz. However, your hate cannot take away from my top notch haircut.

Love,

Remote Controlled

P.S.

I love yinz. Each and everyone.

P.S.S.

FREE SCROOSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:13 am to
I've started a Twitter feed for my new haircut,

Hit me up @InsaneHairDay

I need some followers, this is a thing.

Let's make it happen folks.
This post was edited on 8/26/15 at 12:14 am
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:15 am to
quote:

What are haircuts?


Its those things your mom gives you using an electric clipper, a bowl and a No.3 attachment.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54655 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:24 am to
quote:

Its those things your mom gives you using an electric clipper, a bowl and a No.3 attachment.


#1 is piss
#2 is poop

What the hell is #3 and why is it your mom giving it to you?
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5127 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:33 am to
Do you have some style I can borrow
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