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Posted on 3/5/14 at 10:52 pm to Rebelgator
Posted on 3/5/14 at 10:52 pm to Rebelgator
Derp. 
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Posted on 3/5/14 at 10:53 pm to Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/5/14 at 10:57 pm to mwlewis
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You don't. A dead lay is a dead lay. Unless she's like 15.
I wish, is 18 still fixable? She says I'm only the 2nd guy she's been with but the rule of 3 says she should have experience.
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My advice, move on
That's the plan, I just need another hole to stick it in first.
She's clingy as hell too.
Posted on 3/5/14 at 10:59 pm to BowlJackson
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I wish, is 18 still fixable? She says I'm only the 2nd guy she's been with but the rule of 3 says she should have experience.
Maybe. She's still young. If she says she's only slept with two guys though... multiply it buy two. At the minimum.
Posted on 3/5/14 at 11:00 pm to BowlJackson
you could probably still mold her. send her to pornhub 
Posted on 3/5/14 at 11:00 pm to BowlJackson
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is 18 still fixable?
Yes.
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She's clingy as hell too.
fricking RUN, goddammit!
ETA: A clingy dead lay is all kinds of bad news. Never been with one, but Jesus I know a bad look when I see one.
This post was edited on 3/5/14 at 11:02 pm
Posted on 3/5/14 at 11:01 pm to Vaught Hunter
quote:You know, someone's being weird and getting messed with. Everyone's piling on. I make one innocuous joke, the person responds to me with an emotionally charged e-suicide note.
alright I'm done.bye and sorry for bitching, being an arse, and just an overall idiot. stay well you rant veterans
It's a bizarre set of events, buddy.
I have one question.
How the frick did it happen twice?
Posted on 3/5/14 at 11:02 pm to genro
nwo
Posted on 3/5/14 at 11:04 pm to BowlJackson
Just run
Posted on 3/5/14 at 11:08 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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If she says she's only slept with two guys though... multiply it buy two. At the minimum.
"Rule of 3" ... it's a real thing... any number a girl says multiply by 3.. any number a guy says divide by 3... it's science, never fails
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you could probably still mold her. send her to pornhub
I honestly don't think it would work. She thought it was weird that I wanted to tie her up or hand cuff her.. I've never been with a girl that wouldn't be into that. I thought it was human nature.
I need to get with that chick I know that I saw on pornhub though
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fricking RUN, goddammit!
Trust me bro, I plan on it. I'm just waiting on the next one to come a long first.
Posted on 3/5/14 at 11:10 pm to BowlJackson
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send her to pornhub
I honestly don't think it would work.
If she doesn't watch porn, that's a red flag
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Trust me bro, I plan on it. I'm just waiting on the next one to come a long first.
And while you wait, the clinger is slowly sinking her claws deeper........
This is like a horror film
Posted on 3/5/14 at 11:11 pm to BowlJackson
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"Rule of 3" ... it's a real thing... any number a girl says multiply by 3.. any number a guy says divide by 3... it's science, never fails
Yeah, I forgot the exact formula. It's real though.
Posted on 3/5/14 at 11:17 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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And while you wait, the clinger is slowly sinking her claws deeper........
This is like a horror film
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the clinger
You're so right
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