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re: How do you feel about midgets reproducing?

Posted on 5/30/15 at 6:44 pm to
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 6:44 pm to
So are you going to provide us a link stating 32 or 33? Or are you just going to try to put a cute little spin on an obvious troll given who you were replying to earlier?
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

Or are you just going to try to put a cute little spin on an obvious troll given who you were replying to earlier?


I have no idea what you're talking about.
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 9:59 pm to
It's a toss up..
Posted by dbeck
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:54 pm to
While it may sound good on paper, eugenics is a road that probably doesn't need to be gone down for several reasons. The biggest of which is the issue of who is to decide who can and cannot reproduce. The risk for abuse of power here is really large.

I'd much prefer capping the total number of children per family at 2-3.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 11:06 pm to
No worse than your sibling fricking parents.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 5/31/15 at 12:37 am to
Midgets should be forced to walk on all-fours, I agree.

Also, anyone else think about how many midgets they could take in a fight?

Like imagine if a herd of the--or is it flock? I don't know, but imagine a group came into the bar lookin' for you. How many do you think you could fight off before they overwhelmed you?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 5/31/15 at 12:46 am to
quote:


Like imagine if a herd of the--or is it flock? I don't know


IHIOGA that the correct term is "gaggle."

As in:

quote:

"The tenfold gaggle of midgets overwhelmed the noble grappling efforts of the normal-sized hero of our story."
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 5/31/15 at 12:49 am to
Thought it was committee, like vultures.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 5/31/15 at 12:52 am to
It may be. I'll have to double check my notes, assuming a murder of crows hasn't made off with the loose leaf paper.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 5/31/15 at 12:58 am to
TPOS crows.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 5/31/15 at 1:43 am to
quote:

TPOS crows.


Racism so early in the morning?



Also thanks to TBird for making me the protagonist.
Posted by Tigerwaffe
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Posted on 5/31/15 at 6:44 am to
I watched a rerun of Clint Eastwood's "High Plains Drifter" last night, and guess what:

It was a MIDGET (Mordechai) that saved Clint's life. That's right, a fricking midget.
Posted by AUTiger45
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Posted on 5/31/15 at 10:13 am to
anyone else suddenly get the urge to nail a midget after reading this thread? I know it cant be just me.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 5/31/15 at 11:03 am to
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 5/31/15 at 11:32 am to
quote:

anyone else suddenly get the urge to nail a midget after reading this thread?


Once you go small, you never go tall
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
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Posted on 5/31/15 at 11:58 am to
I've been kind of considering this about having kids in general. It seems kind of selfish to bring in a child of your own when there are tons of children out there with no homes and would give anything to have a family. It also seems a little narcissistic for the common driving force in this decision being to have a child that has your genes and shares a resemblance. I'm not having kids any time soon, but adoption will definitely be something I strongly consider.
Posted by tidalmouse
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 7:07 am to
I'm ok with it.

Da Furer didn't like it.
Posted by 14&Counting
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:29 am to
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Stonehog


We can only hope that you do not reproduce thus sparing the internet more of your shitty posts.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:33 am to
I can still post if I don't reproduce you dumbass.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 11:36 am to
I'm for the sterilization of all liberals, short or tall.
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