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re: Happy Birthday to the Republic of Texas
Posted on 3/2/15 at 8:05 am to LegendOfCobb
Posted on 3/2/15 at 8:05 am to LegendOfCobb
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two American presidents
Austin was never an "American" president. President of Texas =/= America.
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 8:07 am to DBU
By that logic, neither was Jeff Davis. They were presidents of countries in America. It's a set of fricking continents.
Short version: that's the point, boudreaux.
Short version: that's the point, boudreaux.
This post was edited on 3/2/15 at 8:08 am
Posted on 3/2/15 at 8:08 am to GeorgeReymond
If we leave, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Oklahoma, and Arkansas will come with us, AT A MINIMUM. We probably take Georgia and South Carolina with us too.
In fact, South Carolina and Texas are so culturally similar, we probably take SC with us, and leave the rest of you bitches on your own.
In fact, South Carolina and Texas are so culturally similar, we probably take SC with us, and leave the rest of you bitches on your own.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 8:08 am to LegendOfCobb
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By that logic, neither was Jeff Davis. They were presidents of countries in America. It's a set of fricking continents.
I guess you're just completely fricking wrong then.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 8:10 am to DBU
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I guess you're just completely fricking wrong then.
Read the last clause again and get back to me (it means the part after the comma).
Posted on 3/2/15 at 8:10 am to agswin
We Tennesseeans would like to apologize for the Republic of Texas.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 8:11 am to KaiserSoze99
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If we leave, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Oklahoma, and Arkansas will come with us, AT A MINIMUM. We probably take Georgia and South Carolina with us too.
In fact, South Carolina and Texas are so culturally similar, we probably take SC with us, and leave the rest of you bitches on your own.
I'm good with this.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 8:12 am to Vols&Shaft83
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We Tennesseeans would like to apologize for the Republic of Texas
Posted on 3/2/15 at 8:17 am to KaiserSoze99
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Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Oklahoma, and Arkansas will come with us, AT A MINIMUM. We probably take Georgia and South Carolina
So it's going to be like Russia keeping all the soviet states afloat?
Yikes.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 8:18 am to LegendOfCobb
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Read the last clause again and get back to me
Posted on 3/2/15 at 8:20 am to DBU
They hate us cause they anus.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 8:27 am to agswin
You frickers are just North Mexico. GTFO.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 8:30 am to Farmer1906
If we were still a Republic, we would be handling request from the USA for foreign aid.
We'll get back to you.
We'll get back to you.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 8:40 am to KaiserSoze99
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f we leave, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Oklahoma, and Arkansas will come with us, AT A MINIMUM. We probably take Georgia and South Carolina with us too.
In fact, South Carolina and Texas are so culturally similar, we probably take SC with us, and leave the rest of you bitches on your own.
Frick that. When we leave we need to just go on our own. Stay nice and friendly to everyone else but essentially go for the Swiss model. The longer Texas stays in the US the more it will become like Alberta is in Canada where a central government that shares very little in terms of views with the home state ends up exploiting the resources and taxing them to death to pay for the liberals elsewhere that can't live within their own means. If other states want to come along and be independent on their own and have a loose confederation that's cool though.
BTW, May 25th History Channel has a mini series called "Texas Rising" that looks like it is going to be badass.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 8:43 am to agswin
Happy Texas Independence Day
Posted on 3/2/15 at 8:44 am to Jenar Boy
That's how they lured me here...working for Shell. Texas is really an awesome state, but nothing beats good ole South Louisiana...Tiger fan, buried in the middle of Central Texas!!! 
Posted on 3/2/15 at 8:56 am to KaiserSoze99
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If we leave, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Oklahoma, and Arkansas will come with us, AT A MINIMUM. We probably take Georgia and South Carolina with us too.
Then you would have to change your precious flag. It would probably look something like this.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 9:15 am to jbrau22
I only live here 2 weeks at a time. I get a 2 week vacation every month, and thank heaven for that. south Texas is the bunghole of the world. The only thing good down here is the hunting. There has to be more doves here than anywhere in the U.S.
south Texas is the bunghole of the world. The only thing good down here is the hunting. There has to be more doves here than anywhere in the U.S. 
Posted on 3/2/15 at 9:24 am to agswin
Whoop! 
Posted on 3/2/15 at 10:17 am to Jenar Boy
"You might give some serious thought to thanking your lucky stars you're in Texas"
-Goode Co. Texas BBQ
-Goode Co. Texas BBQ
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